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The Raid of Sarim occured in the Fifth Age, year 182. It happened when the Shadow Fleet ran out of supplies and needed new ones. In fact, the Kirops were so stupid they decided to make it look like an attack. All they did was steal everything in Port Sarim (from boats, things from the ships and even people!). The Asgarnian Marine Corps happened to be there, and there was a mini-battle. While The Tridax was sailing away, many Kirops went psycho and gave the Marine Corps wedgies, and hung them by their underwear on lamp posts. The Kirops also stole their clothes and weapons.

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  • Raid of Sarim
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  • The Raid of Sarim occured in the Fifth Age, year 182. It happened when the Shadow Fleet ran out of supplies and needed new ones. In fact, the Kirops were so stupid they decided to make it look like an attack. All they did was steal everything in Port Sarim (from boats, things from the ships and even people!). The Asgarnian Marine Corps happened to be there, and there was a mini-battle. While The Tridax was sailing away, many Kirops went psycho and gave the Marine Corps wedgies, and hung them by their underwear on lamp posts. The Kirops also stole their clothes and weapons.
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  • The Shadow Fleet
  • *Asgarnian Marine Corps *Civillians
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Casual
  • None
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Date
  • Year 182, Fifth Age
Name
  • Raid of Sarim
Commanders
  • None
  • Unknown
Result
  • Port Sarim raided, nothing left of it
Forces
  • *1 Battleship *1000 Kirops
  • *10 Asgarnian Marine Corps *Unknown number of bystanders and civillians
Place
  • Port Sarim
Conflict
  • The First Raid of Port Sarim
abstract
  • The Raid of Sarim occured in the Fifth Age, year 182. It happened when the Shadow Fleet ran out of supplies and needed new ones. In fact, the Kirops were so stupid they decided to make it look like an attack. All they did was steal everything in Port Sarim (from boats, things from the ships and even people!). The Asgarnian Marine Corps happened to be there, and there was a mini-battle. While The Tridax was sailing away, many Kirops went psycho and gave the Marine Corps wedgies, and hung them by their underwear on lamp posts. The Kirops also stole their clothes and weapons. This event lead to racism to the Kirops, but they don't care. They couldn't be found, and wouldn't understand racism anyway. 5 Kirops were arrested on that day, but they escaped ten minutes later, leaving their captives naked and unconscious.
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