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To prevent such a disaster occurring again, the 1st SASR was formed. All were volunteers, often younger than 10 years old since WW1 had killed off every Australian past puberty. They were armed with petrol bombs and big sticks, occasionally with a nail in the end, and randomly poked straights, causing explosions that could wipe out entire cities of them.

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  • To prevent such a disaster occurring again, the 1st SASR was formed. All were volunteers, often younger than 10 years old since WW1 had killed off every Australian past puberty. They were armed with petrol bombs and big sticks, occasionally with a nail in the end, and randomly poked straights, causing explosions that could wipe out entire cities of them.
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  • To prevent such a disaster occurring again, the 1st SASR was formed. All were volunteers, often younger than 10 years old since WW1 had killed off every Australian past puberty. They were armed with petrol bombs and big sticks, occasionally with a nail in the end, and randomly poked straights, causing explosions that could wipe out entire cities of them. During World War 2, and later in the Second World War 2, the SASR soldiers fought against armies of zombies and Hitler clones in powersuits. Unfortunately, the lack of randomly exploding enemies resulted in many defeats, many deaths, and many heckles by pissed US Marines. Following the wars, the 2nd SASR was founded, when the straight population began taking over large areas of Australia. Unfortunately, they were deployed to Perth, were the mere sight of a mullet caused straights to experience SEHS, instantly defusing themselves. As a result, they were unable to respond to the massive blasts in Alice Springs, Wogga and Cessnock, wiping them off the face of the Universe. The only good news was the attacks resulted in instant extinction for the straight population. Early in the 1960s, the SASR was retrained for war in Vietnam. They actually fared well against the Vietcong, using their petrol bombs to burn large clearings in the jungle, while their sticks were made extra-long, for poking snipers out of trees. They were also armed with the newly developed MTP-1 (Meatshield-to-Pigeon) nuclear-guided, high-speed toaster launcher, which was used with great effect against the Vietnamese Airforce, which ruled the skies. One group of 5 stoned students, an insane man who thought he was Jebus, and a budgie named Harry, destroyed over 400 aircraft in 2 hours, not including several dozen American ones, and 3 innocent UFOs.
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