The First War of the Smooth Gophers escalated after Smooth was announced as an honourary member of TORN by bigwoody, and fupresti suggested in #VE that "everyone hide." The situation escalated as Smooth threatened to use this new position to "fuck more shit up now," at which point the glance at Gopherbashi occurred. When pressed for an explanation by Gopherbashi, Smooth replied "my bbf rose jill whatever". Determining that this explanation was insufficient, Gopherbashi proceeded to declare war on TORN. The Green Protection Agency declared neutrality, but did offer to referee the war. Surrender terms were offered to Smooth by Gopherbashi (along the lines of "20,000 secks over four months), although these were quickly reduced to "SLEEP" after fupresti declared that TORN was willing to defend
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| - The First War of the Smooth Gophers escalated after Smooth was announced as an honourary member of TORN by bigwoody, and fupresti suggested in #VE that "everyone hide." The situation escalated as Smooth threatened to use this new position to "fuck more shit up now," at which point the glance at Gopherbashi occurred. When pressed for an explanation by Gopherbashi, Smooth replied "my bbf rose jill whatever". Determining that this explanation was insufficient, Gopherbashi proceeded to declare war on TORN. The Green Protection Agency declared neutrality, but did offer to referee the war. Surrender terms were offered to Smooth by Gopherbashi (along the lines of "20,000 secks over four months), although these were quickly reduced to "SLEEP" after fupresti declared that TORN was willing to defend
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| - Smooth glances at Gopherbashi, citing "FUCK 'YO ALLIANCE RACE NYUKKA". Gopherbashi responds by declaring war on The Order of Righteous Nations after they "insulted us one too many times."
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| - The First War of the Smooth Gophers escalated after Smooth was announced as an honourary member of TORN by bigwoody, and fupresti suggested in #VE that "everyone hide." The situation escalated as Smooth threatened to use this new position to "fuck more shit up now," at which point the glance at Gopherbashi occurred. When pressed for an explanation by Gopherbashi, Smooth replied "my bbf rose jill whatever". Determining that this explanation was insufficient, Gopherbashi proceeded to declare war on TORN. The Green Protection Agency declared neutrality, but did offer to referee the war. Surrender terms were offered to Smooth by Gopherbashi (along the lines of "20,000 secks over four months), although these were quickly reduced to "SLEEP" after fupresti declared that TORN was willing to defend Smooth. These revised terms were supported by Smooth and quickly accepted by all parties, who then entered a "sleep like comatose."
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