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An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Midgets (Homo minusculeous) are like regular people, except conveniently compressed into a handy, travel-sized frame. Some history books have reportedly claimed that midgets are not human. Others claim they are in fact human kind evolved (Homo minusculeous). As the claim suggests, midgets are more or less superhuman and possess the strength of three-quarters of an adult male gorilla (.75 GP). Their 5,500 some-odd year history is rich in paranormal activity. Midget spiritual practices differ from those of the less developed taller species of man. Whereas man questions the universe and ponders God, Midgets are adept at simply manifesting accurate existential answers at will, preeminent of any would-be questions thereof.

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rdfs:comment	Midgets (Homo minusculeous) are like regular people, except conveniently compressed into a handy, travel-sized frame. Some history books have reportedly claimed that midgets are not human. Others claim they are in fact human kind evolved (Homo minusculeous). As the claim suggests, midgets are more or less superhuman and possess the strength of three-quarters of an adult male gorilla (.75 GP). Their 5,500 some-odd year history is rich in paranormal activity. Midget spiritual practices differ from those of the less developed taller species of man. Whereas man questions the universe and ponders God, Midgets are adept at simply manifesting accurate existential answers at will, preeminent of any would-be questions thereof.
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abstract	Midgets (Homo minusculeous) are like regular people, except conveniently compressed into a handy, travel-sized frame. Some history books have reportedly claimed that midgets are not human. Others claim they are in fact human kind evolved (Homo minusculeous). As the claim suggests, midgets are more or less superhuman and possess the strength of three-quarters of an adult male gorilla (.75 GP). Their 5,500 some-odd year history is rich in paranormal activity. Midget spiritual practices differ from those of the less developed taller species of man. Whereas man questions the universe and ponders God, Midgets are adept at simply manifesting accurate existential answers at will, preeminent of any would-be questions thereof. It is a very common misconception that midgets can be domesticated and kept as house-hold pets. Although midgets may seem cute and fun to play with, they are in fact very aggressive, particularly upon reaching adolescence, and have been known to attack and kill their hosts without warning. Due to the emergence of the Internet, many midgets have found employment as up-skirt video photographers.

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