About: How The Bitterness of the Empire Should Have Ended

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Note: This story is not to be taken seriously and was only written for comical purposes. I am not responsible for any damage to your appreciation to the original story should you sustain any from reading this. Original story found here. -- [Scene opens with a tearful Phineas and Ferb hugging each other. Phineas had just been rescued in the process of taking his own life.] Ferb: You scared the blazing daylights out of me, Phineas. Never do that again. Phineas: I won't. Aw, Ferb, I'm so sorry... Ferb: I'm not a psychologist, but I know killing yourself is never a good idea... Wait a minute....

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rdfs:label	How The Bitterness of the Empire Should Have Ended
rdfs:comment	Note: This story is not to be taken seriously and was only written for comical purposes. I am not responsible for any damage to your appreciation to the original story should you sustain any from reading this. Original story found here. -- [Scene opens with a tearful Phineas and Ferb hugging each other. Phineas had just been rescued in the process of taking his own life.] Ferb: You scared the blazing daylights out of me, Phineas. Never do that again. Phineas: I won't. Aw, Ferb, I'm so sorry... Ferb: I'm not a psychologist, but I know killing yourself is never a good idea... Wait a minute....
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abstract	Note: This story is not to be taken seriously and was only written for comical purposes. I am not responsible for any damage to your appreciation to the original story should you sustain any from reading this. Original story found here. -- [Scene opens with a tearful Phineas and Ferb hugging each other. Phineas had just been rescued in the process of taking his own life.] Ferb: You scared the blazing daylights out of me, Phineas. Never do that again. Phineas: I won't. Aw, Ferb, I'm so sorry... Ferb: I'm not a psychologist, but I know killing yourself is never a good idea... Wait a minute.... [He abruptly lets go of him and looks at him with a combination of confusion and annoyance] Ferb: If you have depression, then how come you didn't kill yourself when I died? Phineas: I, uh...was to busy planning revenge on Heinz! Ferb: Well, then, by that logic you would be plotting revenge on whoever bombed Jeffville at the moment instead of standing out here with intentions on self-destruction! Phineas: Well... Ferb: You're killing yourself over a city you don't even live in but didn't over your own brother? Are you mad? Phineas: Uh... [Phineas doesn't know what to say. He's 100% stumped] Ferb: And seriously, since when did you have depression? Phineas: Uh...I dunno...I was never diagnosed... [Completely out of nowhere, a portal to the first dimension opens. Phineas is standing there.] First dimension Phineas: Oh, so that's why I'm so darn happy all the time, I'm overdosing on my antidepressants! Thanks third-dimension me! [Portal closes. Alternate-dimension Phineas and Ferb stare at where it used to be.] Ferb: ...What in the bloody world was that? [After the credits roll, we see first-dimension Phineas sitting in his room, drawing. Ferb and Candace walks in.] Candace: Phineas, you've been in here all day, how come you aren't out building something so I can bust you? Phineas: I'm busy. Candace: Doing what? Phineas: Drawing. Candace: ...Seriously, what's gotten into you?! Phineas: You might as well get used to it, cuz this is how I'm supposed to normally act. I've been overdosing on my antidepressants...pretty much my entite life. Ferb: ...You take antidepressants? Phineas: E-yep. Ferb: ...You take antidepressants? Phineas: That's what I said. Ferb: ...I don't know you anymore. [He walks out.]

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