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Ed Dames joined the U.S. Army in 1956, becoming a paratrooper. He was one of the first to fight in Vietnam, but was moved to the Army Intelligence Corps after being serioussly wounded by enemy fire during a jump which injured his crotch, permanently rendering him with a soft, near angelic voice (ironically, it is, amongst his skills as a precog, this feature that has endeared him with most women, it also helps soften up his warnings of imminent mass destruction). He received a dozen Purple Hears as well as the soldier's medal and the U.S. Army Medal of Valore for his exceedingly heroic efforts.

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  • Ed Dames joined the U.S. Army in 1956, becoming a paratrooper. He was one of the first to fight in Vietnam, but was moved to the Army Intelligence Corps after being serioussly wounded by enemy fire during a jump which injured his crotch, permanently rendering him with a soft, near angelic voice (ironically, it is, amongst his skills as a precog, this feature that has endeared him with most women, it also helps soften up his warnings of imminent mass destruction). He received a dozen Purple Hears as well as the soldier's medal and the U.S. Army Medal of Valore for his exceedingly heroic efforts.
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  • Ed Dames joined the U.S. Army in 1956, becoming a paratrooper. He was one of the first to fight in Vietnam, but was moved to the Army Intelligence Corps after being serioussly wounded by enemy fire during a jump which injured his crotch, permanently rendering him with a soft, near angelic voice (ironically, it is, amongst his skills as a precog, this feature that has endeared him with most women, it also helps soften up his warnings of imminent mass destruction). He received a dozen Purple Hears as well as the soldier's medal and the U.S. Army Medal of Valore for his exceedingly heroic efforts. In 1982, after a while at work trying to get his team to decipher a spy satellite image showing what appeared to be the formation of Robot Bears, Mr. Ed became very, very frustrated. At some point he became so desperate that he decided on a bet he had with to hire psychics like David Blaine and . Unexpectedly, he discovered that they actually worked allot better then the lazy people he was in charge of. Thus began his quest to discover what would eventually be dubbed "remote viewing".
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