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Super Gordon Brown, is a superhero created by China in order to destroy capitalism and allow for a new communist world order. Gordon Brown was originally a professional Cello player, however he was kidnapped by the Chinese government after performing in Beijing, and transformed into "Super Gordon Brown", a superhero with the ability to bankrupt banks, and collapse the Western economy. Super Gordon Brown was installed into power by the Chinese government, who had his predecessor Tony Blair assassinated by Ninjas. Once in power (as the Prime Minister of the UK, Super Gordon Brown donned his disguise (as a politician who understands global economics), and bankrupted several major banks in the United Kingdom, Europe, and the United States.

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  • Super Gordon Brown, is a superhero created by China in order to destroy capitalism and allow for a new communist world order. Gordon Brown was originally a professional Cello player, however he was kidnapped by the Chinese government after performing in Beijing, and transformed into "Super Gordon Brown", a superhero with the ability to bankrupt banks, and collapse the Western economy. Super Gordon Brown was installed into power by the Chinese government, who had his predecessor Tony Blair assassinated by Ninjas. Once in power (as the Prime Minister of the UK, Super Gordon Brown donned his disguise (as a politician who understands global economics), and bankrupted several major banks in the United Kingdom, Europe, and the United States.
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  • Super Gordon Brown, is a superhero created by China in order to destroy capitalism and allow for a new communist world order. Gordon Brown was originally a professional Cello player, however he was kidnapped by the Chinese government after performing in Beijing, and transformed into "Super Gordon Brown", a superhero with the ability to bankrupt banks, and collapse the Western economy. Super Gordon Brown was installed into power by the Chinese government, who had his predecessor Tony Blair assassinated by Ninjas. Once in power (as the Prime Minister of the UK, Super Gordon Brown donned his disguise (as a politician who understands global economics), and bankrupted several major banks in the United Kingdom, Europe, and the United States. Aside from his amazing abilities to cause havoc in Western banking and financial sectors, Super Gordon Brown also has the ability to have a face that is believed by many to be the most miserable looking in the world. His face is variously described as being "like thunder", or looking like "a smacked arse". Super Gordon Brown is believed to gain power to perform his amazing feats by consuming enormous amounts of anti-depressants, and alcohol.
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