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| - Befor the viewer is what appears to the casual observer to be Red Alert. The paint scheme is right, the decals are in the factory described position, he even looks a little bit crazy, just like the real Red Alert! "Greetings my fellow Autobots." begins the might be Red Alert, his voice is somewhat off.. but the mannerisms and speach patterns are fair mimics. "I am of course, none other then Red Alert and I have a important announcement to make." claims the supposed Red Alert "As you all know, the Galactic Olympics are soon upon us and as is our custom we will enter into a state of truce with the Decepticons for the duration of said event. Let us not rest easy upon this cushion of peace for we all know the Decepticons will surely not. They will use this chance to employ a weapon that could potentialy eradicate any and all Autobot life." claims Red Alert as he leans forward for dramatic effect, "This weapon, is of course, Turbo-Cooties.." There is a pause to let this information to sink in befor 'Red Alert' continues. "Turbo-Cooties is a dreadful, terrible affliction who's semptoms I cannot even bare to mention in polite company. However my friends I come to you armed with the knowledge of prevention and protection against such a malady." he states in a calm tone to forestall any panic. "First we come to prevention. The primary carrier of Trubo-Cooties is of course the Decepticon Female. Any and all interaction with said females of Decepticon allegience should be strictly avoided. If interaction cannot be avoided then you must be on constant guard. The surest way to contract Turbo-Cooties is through physical contact or system to system transfers of parts or mechanical fluids. The Decepticon Fermale is a clever, and cunning creature. She will no doubt deny any knowledge of said cooties but rest assured my friends, they are there, watching, waiting." Another moment to allow proper understanding is allowed befor 'Red Alert' continues. "Now should the unfortunate happen and you or a friend are to contract Turbo-Cooties there are indeed ways to counteract this vicious affliction if caught in time. The surest way is to have yourself painted pink and white as soon as possible. The Turbo-Cootie simply cannot stand the color and you will be protected from any further infection. As I have mentioned, the Turbo-Cooty is a insidious contraption. It is undetectable by any known means and can often go unnoticed until it is too late. If you or any of your friends begin to act strangely over this, our Olympic holiday, I urge you to submit yourself or them for a emergency medical repaint just to be sure. Remember my friends, to be fore-warned is to be fore-armed. Remain vigilient.. and as always, I am watching you." <'Red Alert', No 'Red Alert', Spinny>
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