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| - Tombstones can be found in Fable, Fable: The Lost Chapters, Fable II and Fable III. They sometimes contain humorous messages but other times they are too worn-out to read. They often contain references to films and video games in popular culture. Listed below are some examples of tombstone notes found throughout Albion.
* "You're standing on my head."
* "I got through life before you."
* "Ted Timmins. Ninety-nine per cent dead."
* "You're squishing my delicates. Stand somewhere else."
* "You've travelled to the future and this is your grave. Just kidding."
* "Meredith Sock. Your novels suck."
* "Avram Fearnside. Horrible bastard."
* "Chris Knott. Made into sausages."
* "Here lies a man once called Ned. Now more properly called dead."
* "Here lies Mini G. One too many cups of tea."
* "Fierce Glenda. The bits the troll spat out are here."
* "Tiny William. Your heart was bigger than your sword."
* "Willow Widowmaker. You made your wife one in the end."
* "Here lies the Sandgoose. Loved by all. Seen by none."
* "I Lovett down here."
* "Julian Thomas. Eaten by a giant python."
* "Here lies Pete, who loved his meat, a feast for worms, his flesh they eat."
* "Thank you. And goodbye."
* "D.Carter, ever unconvinced there is life before death."
* "Mr. K. Dunn. Dead. At 2 gold per word, that's all you get."
* "Anyone want to swap places?"
* "Thank you for reading this grave. Now bugger off."
* "I'm dead. Happy now?"
* "Study in decomposition."
* "Here lies Kenneth Nin. Now available for children's parties."
* "Many thanks for wiping your feet."
* "No man can hold his breath for ten minutes."
* "What you lookin' at?"
* "R.I.P. Dan Smith. Killed by the legendary Varsity Troll."
* "Look behind you!"
* "For sale"
* "Dampy. His heart stopped pounding."
* "It's too dangerous to go out alone. Take this." - If you dig on this grave, you get a toy sword, in reference to The Legend of Zelda.
* "In Loving memory of Arnold. He wont be back." - This is a reference to The Terminator. Some tombstones have dig spots under them. For example the player must dig up the key from Giles in the Red Harvest quest in Fable II.
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