Victor von Frankenstein was born as Dudley Do Right in 1866. He was born a girl but his parents wanted a boy, so his parents mutilated his vagina. Dudley Do Right watched in horror as his vagina was cut up and turned inside out to become a penis. Watching this was Dudley's main inspiration for science. In 1879 he started getting his boobs, and a local prostitute called him a " Kangaroo Fuck Bitch ". two days later, he randomly changed his name to Victor von Frankenstein. Victor von Frankenstein's early experiments included the so called doll monster, made of the body parts of various children's dolls he had gathered from litter bins and landfill sites. This caught the attention of eminent philosopher and mad scientist Doctor Septimus Pretorius who befriended the Monster and ordered him to
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| - Victor von Frankenstein was born as Dudley Do Right in 1866. He was born a girl but his parents wanted a boy, so his parents mutilated his vagina. Dudley Do Right watched in horror as his vagina was cut up and turned inside out to become a penis. Watching this was Dudley's main inspiration for science. In 1879 he started getting his boobs, and a local prostitute called him a " Kangaroo Fuck Bitch ". two days later, he randomly changed his name to Victor von Frankenstein. Victor von Frankenstein's early experiments included the so called doll monster, made of the body parts of various children's dolls he had gathered from litter bins and landfill sites. This caught the attention of eminent philosopher and mad scientist Doctor Septimus Pretorius who befriended the Monster and ordered him to
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| - Victor von Frankenstein was born as Dudley Do Right in 1866. He was born a girl but his parents wanted a boy, so his parents mutilated his vagina. Dudley Do Right watched in horror as his vagina was cut up and turned inside out to become a penis. Watching this was Dudley's main inspiration for science. In 1879 he started getting his boobs, and a local prostitute called him a " Kangaroo Fuck Bitch ". two days later, he randomly changed his name to Victor von Frankenstein. Victor von Frankenstein's early experiments included the so called doll monster, made of the body parts of various children's dolls he had gathered from litter bins and landfill sites. This caught the attention of eminent philosopher and mad scientist Doctor Septimus Pretorius who befriended the Monster and ordered him to kidnap Frankenstein's wife to blackmail Frankenstein into taking part in his experiment to create a bride for the Monster. Once the Bride was created however, she found the Monster repulsive, enraging him and compelling him to murder Pretorius, the Bride and finally himself. Frankenstein and his wife however managed to escape. His wife however soon discovered she was a lesbian and left Frankenstein. Later, Victor von Frankenstein became famous for creating the world's most prominent moral philosopher in 1931. He was awarded the Nobel in medicine in 1933 for his experiments. 1933 was an influental year in Frankenstein's life in another sense, too. When Hitler came to power, Baron von Frankenstein left Germany for France, ending up in the United States after a short political career in Finland. Victor, Baron von Frankenstein died in Philadelphia in 1939 after an experiment had gone terribly wrong. Dr. Frankenstein's goal was to increase his lifespan using electricity. His last words were "I'm alive! I'm alive!"
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