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| - Practical Pig: [to his brothers] See? I told you what would happen when that big old wolf came aorund. Only bricks and stones are wolf-proof. Now, at last, you're safe and sound. ____________________ The Big Bad Wolf: By the hair of your chinney-chin-chins, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down! [he takes a deep breath; causing one of his suspenders to break apart and his pants fall halfway down to his ankles. He blows as hard as he can, but the house doesn't fall down. He takes another deep breath, causing his other suspender to break apart and his pants fall completely down to his ankles; leaving him completely stark naked!] ____________________ The Big Bad Wolf: Open the door and let me in! Fifer Pig: Not by the hair of my chinney-chin-chin! The Big Bad Wolf: [jumps backwards and points threateningly] Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down! [he takes a deep breath and he blows the house of straw to pieces. The roof is left swirling in the breeze and Fifer Pig is holding onto the pole.] ____________________ The Big Bad Wolf: I'm a poor little sheep, with no place to sleep. Please open the door and let me in! Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: Not by the hair of our chinney-chin-chins! You can fool us with that old sheepski! The Big Bad Wolf: [throwing off his disguise] Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down! [he takes a deep breath and he blows the house of sticks to pieces; only the front door is left stnading because Fifer Pig and Fiddler Pig have braced themselves against it.] ____________________ Fifer Pig: [singing] I built my house of straw, I built my house of hay! I toot my flute, I don't give a hoot, and I play around all day! ____________________ Fiddler Pig: [singing] I built my house from sticks, I built my house of twigs! With a hey-diddle-diddle, I play on my fiddle, and I dance all kinds of jigs! ____________________ Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: [singing] Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, big bad wolf big bad wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf!? Tra-la-la-la! Tra-la-la-la!
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