Epic File:Placeholder Melon Pieists worship Epic Melon Pieism. An average worship service goes like this: 1. * They worship melon pie for a few moments. 2. * They eat the pie. 3. * If they're lucky, Chuck Norris shows up. This simple service is older than even this webpage. It is a full few minutes old and has outlived even you coming to this website. Go to randomnonsensicalstuff.net, a website that doesn't exist yet, for more info.
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