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| - This ideology went into slumber along with everyone else in the late 50s until the "darkies" started wanting unreasonable things like education, housing, employment, and a say in the democratic system. As proto-neocon and original Gerber Baby Richard Nixon (aka Richard III) said: "that dog don't hunt!" Neocons were originally named the "silent majority" by Nixon. It was so called because non-existent things are VERY quiet. It has its roots in the common people of rural America, where the educational system isn't so great and real people know better than to take much stock in "book learnin'". Through the "Neocon movement" the south indeed rose again, only to shoot itself in the foot with its musket while drunk on corn liquor again. The name of the movement is telling in and of itself - by incorporating two diametrically opposed words they evoke the double-speak of Orwell but without that annoying shade of "know-it-all" sarcasm that makes its "Cliff's Notes" all but unreadable. They carry these beliefs into courts, where they seek to uphold the heritage of original Americans (NOT counting Indians) by opposing Affirmative Action and stopping the Gays from gettin' hitched up. Indeed, both of the latest supreme court justices, John Roberts and Samuel Alito, believed in twisting the constitution so completely that it once again resembled the original constitution which gives no right to an abortion but DOES allow slavery and claims that a "free" (i.e. inexpensive) black person's vote counts as 3/5ths of a white person's vote. Neocons often make scapegoats out of groups when things go wrong, most notably after September 11th. This is different from more liberal political organizations, who prefer to make scapegoats BEFORE something happens. In response to the attacks, George W. Bush blamed the attack on "terrorists" and supported legislation that would be harmful to them... or more along the lines of somewhat inconvenient, since all he's made the original terrorists do is move around a lot. Since the attack was led by a bunch of extremist Saudi Arabians, it meant an immediate land-grab in Iraq (see Bat Fuck Insane). Thousands of terrorists (i.e. somewhat brown people, anyone with names with too many consonents, and people Laura Bush may have hit with her car) have since been rounded up and placed in concentration camps. By declaring these enemies of the state "enemies of the state", he has protected good guys forever and ever and ever, and no one ever heard from the Big Bad Rabbit ever again.
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