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| - Pannts started promoting the nice treatment of stuff sometime in the Stone Age. A caveman named Boog is credited with being the first Person against the not nice treatment of stuff when he protested the killing of mammoths for food. Various writings found on cave walls in Africa reveal a debate between Boog and his neighbor, Foog, over killing mammoths. After being translated into English, the writing was revealed to be the following: Boog: No kill mammoth. It no nice. Foog: Wot? Me no hear you! Both: Ahhhhhhhh! (Screams of agony as they're crushed by the mammoth) After the tragic death of Boog and Foog, many other cavemen followed in Boog's footsteps. Other cavemen living in Boog's cave village began to protest the killing of animals for food, leading to a cease in hunting. As a result, everyone in the village died. However, other cavemen realized there was a way to stop killing animals without starving to death, vegetarianism. The cavemen in the next village over began to eat weeds and tree branches instead of meat, and the village, originally called Moogsville, was renamed Tastelesstown due to the vegetables having little flavor. The invention of butter and various spices by some of the cavemen in the village made the food taste better, and the name was changed once again, this time to Stillnotastastyasmeatbutmuchbetterthanbeforeburg. Feeling that no animal should be killed for food, cavemen missionaries travelled to other cavemen villages to convert people to the ways of the vegetarian. Soon, cavemen everywhere were treating stuff nicely.
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