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An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1D6-J is to be contained within: 1. * a cardboard box 2. * standard 3m x 3m x 3m room 3. * standard 3m x 3m x 3m room with a lock on the door 4. * olympic pool full of vinegar 5. * underground bunker guarded by a priest, a rabbi, and a cowboy 6. * its own pocket universe Description: SCP-1D6-J is a: 1. * stone cube 2. * common household item 3. * big dog 4. * swarm of insects 5. * just some hobo 6. * conglomeration of body parts from at least three different taxa except that it is: Results:

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  • SCP-1D6-J
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  • Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1D6-J is to be contained within: 1. * a cardboard box 2. * standard 3m x 3m x 3m room 3. * standard 3m x 3m x 3m room with a lock on the door 4. * olympic pool full of vinegar 5. * underground bunker guarded by a priest, a rabbi, and a cowboy 6. * its own pocket universe Description: SCP-1D6-J is a: 1. * stone cube 2. * common household item 3. * big dog 4. * swarm of insects 5. * just some hobo 6. * conglomeration of body parts from at least three different taxa except that it is: Results:
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  • Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1D6-J is to be contained within: 1. * a cardboard box 2. * standard 3m x 3m x 3m room 3. * standard 3m x 3m x 3m room with a lock on the door 4. * olympic pool full of vinegar 5. * underground bunker guarded by a priest, a rabbi, and a cowboy 6. * its own pocket universe Description: SCP-1D6-J is a: 1. * stone cube 2. * common household item 3. * big dog 4. * swarm of insects 5. * just some hobo 6. * conglomeration of body parts from at least three different taxa except that it is: 1. * extremely old and decaying 2. * brand spanking new 3. * alarmingly out of fashion 4. * warm to the touch 5. * radioactive 6. * noneuclidian SCP-1D6-J was acquired from: 1. * Dr. Bright's bathroom 2. * suburban house, family now insane 3. * holy temple, monks didn't like it 4. * alternate future 5. * real future 6. * another universe, bad move in retrospect Attempts to destroy it have failed due to: 1. * didn't feel like it 2. * it's indestructible 3. * it regenerates 4. * it is too cute to destroy 5. * it destroys the scientists first 6. * [DATA EXPUNGED] all over people's faces Handling the SCP or being close to it leads to: 1. * hairy palms 2. * intense feeling of paranoia 3. * skin replaced with non-skin substance 4. * hive mind formation 5. * Disappearing Leg Syndrome (DLS) 6. * heat death Research Log: Research attempted: 1. * threw rubber ball at SCP 2. * exposed it to open flame 3. * told a D-Class to tell his problems to SCP 4. * uttered list of power words between "G" and "M" 5. * drew a mustache on it with marker 6. * fed it to SCP-682 Results: 1. * strong smell of camphor 2. * voices from beyond the membrane dictate shopping list 3. * blood, blood everywhere 4. * nothing much, but O5s told us to stop anyway 5. * Site-22 destroyed 6. * time now runs backwards, my bad 1. * Don't feed it after midnight 2. * Stop using this as a doorstop, you guys 3. * All references to pop culture are strictly forbidden 4. * Pretty sure it winked at me 5. * Requests for better accommodation and some light reading rescinded 6. * It speaks truth and we shall all join it on the black ship
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