| abstract
| - Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1D6-J is to be contained within: 1.
* a cardboard box 2.
* standard 3m x 3m x 3m room 3.
* standard 3m x 3m x 3m room with a lock on the door 4.
* olympic pool full of vinegar 5.
* underground bunker guarded by a priest, a rabbi, and a cowboy 6.
* its own pocket universe Description: SCP-1D6-J is a: 1.
* stone cube 2.
* common household item 3.
* big dog 4.
* swarm of insects 5.
* just some hobo 6.
* conglomeration of body parts from at least three different taxa except that it is: 1.
* extremely old and decaying 2.
* brand spanking new 3.
* alarmingly out of fashion 4.
* warm to the touch 5.
* radioactive 6.
* noneuclidian SCP-1D6-J was acquired from: 1.
* Dr. Bright's bathroom 2.
* suburban house, family now insane 3.
* holy temple, monks didn't like it 4.
* alternate future 5.
* real future 6.
* another universe, bad move in retrospect Attempts to destroy it have failed due to: 1.
* didn't feel like it 2.
* it's indestructible 3.
* it regenerates 4.
* it is too cute to destroy 5.
* it destroys the scientists first 6.
* [DATA EXPUNGED] all over people's faces Handling the SCP or being close to it leads to: 1.
* hairy palms 2.
* intense feeling of paranoia 3.
* skin replaced with non-skin substance 4.
* hive mind formation 5.
* Disappearing Leg Syndrome (DLS) 6.
* heat death Research Log: Research attempted: 1.
* threw rubber ball at SCP 2.
* exposed it to open flame 3.
* told a D-Class to tell his problems to SCP 4.
* uttered list of power words between "G" and "M" 5.
* drew a mustache on it with marker 6.
* fed it to SCP-682 Results: 1.
* strong smell of camphor 2.
* voices from beyond the membrane dictate shopping list 3.
* blood, blood everywhere 4.
* nothing much, but O5s told us to stop anyway 5.
* Site-22 destroyed 6.
* time now runs backwards, my bad 1.
* Don't feed it after midnight 2.
* Stop using this as a doorstop, you guys 3.
* All references to pop culture are strictly forbidden 4.
* Pretty sure it winked at me 5.
* Requests for better accommodation and some light reading rescinded 6.
* It speaks truth and we shall all join it on the black ship
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