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| - Lewis: It's Christmas Eve and the snow's coming down. Sjin: We fixed Christmas for some last time around. Duncan: But when you're lying down, snug in your bed Hannah: Spend a thought for some others this season instead. Kim: Christmas is great but in our time of plenty Martyn: With all these gifts I still feel empty. Hannah: Who brings cheer to those in fear? Simon: Won't anyone think of the children here? Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? Simon: How do his reindeer manage to fly with a world covered in bedrock oh-so-high? Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? If he can't do it then it's up to you and I. Lewis: Zombie pig-men kids in the nether Turps: It's not just ghasts that are shedding a tear Lewis: But we can help them together Turps: Or they're not getting anything this year! Lewis: So open your wallets of leather. Turps: Two gold bars a month for the rest of your days! Lewis: We need money to stop this forever. Turps & Lewis: We know you're all stingy but change your ways! Smith: Hey zombie pig kids! Yo, listen up! Ross: If you're looking for a gift son, you're in luck! Trott: Sloth Man, Smith: G Money, Ross: P Horny too! Trott: Hat Films, onesies, rapping cheer for you! Smith: Rhymes go bang, dropping gifts any weather Ross: Blowing up treats like beds in the nether! Trott: We ain't got a map cos we're spending all our paper Smith: Well that's us done. We'll see you later... Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? Kim: Does he spawn stuff in with gamemode zero? If he cheats can he be your hero? Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? If he can't do it then it's up to you and I. Hannah: We'll take these gold bars and make them into blocks Kim: Build a gold house, yeah a big shiny box Hannah: A Christmas house with no crying Kim: We're doing it for zombie kids. We're not lying... (promise) Simon: We'll make a portal out of obsidian. Sadness will be forbidden. We'll bring that gold to them children. That gold house we will really be building. Hannah: These kids will love their new home Kim: Even if it's located in a nether biome. Lewis: Technically it's a dimension, though. Duncan: And there's no chance they will see any snow. Everyone: We're not lying. We're really building. Trott: (Trying hard.) Everyone: There's no snow but we've made an effort. That's got to count for something. Smith: (That's got to count!) Everyone: For something! Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? Martyn: Does he have the plan? Can he be the man? He ain't Batman or Superman, maybe Spider-Man or Wonder Woman, maybe Iron Man but no way Aquaman can! Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? If he can't do it then it's up to you and I. Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? Turps: Reindeer aren't even in the game! Could he use nine horses that he's named? Everyone: Does Santa Claus... visit zombie pig-men kids in the nether in Minecraft at Christmas time? Simon: If he can't do it then it's up to you and I. If he can't do it then it's up to you and I! (Merry Christmas, shitlords. *Blows kiss*)
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