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Sardonic, aristocratic yet overly polite manner bestowed a moderate degree of charm onto his assertive person, and as of late he seemed to be displaying a villainous streak. Optimistic viewpoint of the world kept darker tendencies into check, though in general he was a kindly, if somewhat detached individual. Straight cane was kept in his hand at all times and could double as a whip with the mere utterance of a word.

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rdfs:comment	Sardonic, aristocratic yet overly polite manner bestowed a moderate degree of charm onto his assertive person, and as of late he seemed to be displaying a villainous streak. Optimistic viewpoint of the world kept darker tendencies into check, though in general he was a kindly, if somewhat detached individual. Straight cane was kept in his hand at all times and could double as a whip with the mere utterance of a word.
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abstract	Sardonic, aristocratic yet overly polite manner bestowed a moderate degree of charm onto his assertive person, and as of late he seemed to be displaying a villainous streak. Optimistic viewpoint of the world kept darker tendencies into check, though in general he was a kindly, if somewhat detached individual. Straight cane was kept in his hand at all times and could double as a whip with the mere utterance of a word. "Pretender God" status allowed him to pursue a variety of astral fields and even influence projectiles, the only insignia that hinted at his rank being a celestial crescent earring worn on his right ear. Vanilla scent emanated from red halberd, the blade fashioned into the shape of a heart.' There are also tales of him flying into large metal pipes whilst drunk and wearing a pumpkin head, him drinking himself to death to become a God, him drinking himself unconscious celebrating being a God, and him getting in a barfight with multiple other Gods. And winning. Bladewell's titles were as such: God of Alcohol, God of Stupidity, God of Pwnage, and Blade. He was also referred to twice in a tablet as "the most awesomest dude to ever touch the dirt with his most awesomest shoes, feet or socks". It was said that Bladewell caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by accidentally dropping a giant keg onto the Earth, causing a massive beerflood, instantly killing all life as they knew it. It was also said that he influenced Hitler to commit suicide when he apparantly smoked a joint he got from his homie Jesus. The Aztecan calender ends in 2012 because that is when they believe Bladewell will re-drink himself to death, causing all atoms to collapse, all stars to explode, the sun to go out, the heavens to fall to the nothingness and space itself implode. All that would be spared would be something called "the internet", which scholars, philosiphers, and historians are all baffled by, though they are still trying to figure out what it is. "Furcadia" would be the only thing left running on this "the internet", and all the souls in the world, universe and infinity would be trapped there. Forever. Bladewell is said to be the true form of Chuck Norris. He once ejaculated in the engine of a semi. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

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