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| - up! Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha : You have two cows. Both do magic, both are loli. One of them met a ferret and learned the ways of the beam spamming. The storyline follows the Gundam two cows formula after that, except the cows don't need the giant robots to duke it out. Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (2) : You have one cow, said cow beats the crap out of a 2nd cow, you now have two cows. MOO-ria+MOOli: You have two cows. Wait a second--the other is an insanely sadistic hell-raising crossdressing bull that annoys the cow into insanity. Maria-sama ga Miteru: You have two cows. One is the French older sister and the other is the French younger sister. Lesbian cow-drama ensues. Mitsudomooe: You have three terror calves. MOO-ria-sama ga Miteru: You have two sexually ambiguous cows that spend all their time mooing at each other without actually making out. MOO-ria-sama ga Miteru: You have a pasture full of cows, each with a lesbian-ish relationship. Mazinger Z: You have two giant robot cows. One has rocket hooves, the other can shoot off her udders. They fight a bearded evil bull and the result of sewing half a cow and half a bull. UDDER FIRE! Moo-HiME: You have two cows...... who have special horns that can materialize larger, bigger monster cows to fight other monster cows. If their monster cow dies, their favourite bull also dies. Over time, your two cows will meet other cows just like them. It should be noted that one cow has ridiculously huge udders. Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok: You have two cows. One was a god, the other likes to buy stuff. A third annoying atheist cow joins, as well as other once god cows. Highly accurate references are made to Norse Mythology. Your head explodes from the information. Moojacko (1): There is this space cow with a whiny calf for a brother and a wise cow for a sister giving lots of neat gadgets to this bull. Moojacko (2): MOO-JA! Mooran High School Host Club: You have two cows. One resembles Michael Jackson and the other is Brad Pitt. They work in a man whore brothel inside a school. Mooshishi: You have two cows that help people with problems with little creatures called Mooshi Moonster: You have two cows. Both are sick. The head farmer tells you to save the cow who get you more milk. You disobey the head farmers orders and save the other cow because it came in first. The head farmer screws you over by taking away your tractor. Then mysteriously the head farmer (and his cronies) die after eating some poisoned hamburgers. Some dude from The Dept of Agriculture suspects that you murdered the head farmer because you're a genius at milking cows. Nine years later you find out that the cow you saved was the one who killed the head farmer (and his cronies) with some poisoned hamburgers. You try to prove that the cow you saved was the murderer but nobody believes you because it is a cow. You question whether or not you can really kill a cow. You're just a cow milker after all. You obtain a high precision cow brander. The dude from The Dept of Agriculture believes that you and the cow are one in the same. You try to kill the cow with a cow brander at the stockyards but you are stopped by the cow's crony, the goat. The goat manages to get a hold of your high precision cow brander but you also get ahold of it's semi-automatic cow brander. You hit the goat and it falls. Your hands stop shaking. You no longer consider yourself a cow milker despite the numerous amount of times you milk people's cows. Finally you meet the cow you saved nine years ago in the quiet village of Cowtown. The cow causes all the cows in the town to go mad cow and brand each other. The guy who had originally owned the cow tries to kill the cow (along with himself) but is killed by the goat who dies because of a mortal wound inflicted by that dude from The Dept of Agriculture. Before the goat dies it asks the cow if it can see "The Pasture of Milk" to which the cow replies "moo". The cow then tells you that not all cows are created equal. You are on the fence of whether or not you should brand the cow. The cow's twin sister tells you not to brand the cow because she has forgiven the cow. The cow replies "that's just a bunch of bull" and then tries to kick a puppy. You don't want the puppy to get kicked but you don't want to kill the cow because the cow's twin sister doesn't want you to. The puppy's drunken dad, The Dog, than bites the cow. The dude from the Dept of Agriculture requests that you save the cow (again) so that it can be used as a material witness. You save the cow (again). You meet the cow's mother who tells you the cow's name. You go to the barn to tell the cow who is in a cowma its name but then imagine it waking up and telling you that it's mother had traded its twin sister for some alfalfa, and that the cow isn't sure whether the mother meant to actually trade the cow and not the cow's sister because the cow and the cow's sister look virtually identical especially if the cow wears a cowbell. You wake up from what you though was a dream and leave. Not long after your departure the cow disappears from the barn...or does it?
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