*sigh* You'll never guess what your boy did today. We were leaving the carousel after a day at Dionysus Park and he was... staring... at one of those terrifying "Big Daddies!" When I asked him what he was looking at, he wouldn't answer me! Oh Harold, why did you leave us? Billy needs a father! [He needs one so badly that he's trying to find one in a shambling pile of seaweed! How could you do this to him?'']'