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| - Cornography addiction is a conjectured condition resulting from the overuse or abuse of corn. As "overuse" and "abuse" in terms of cornography have never been quarantined by any medication, nor have any consumption of corn performed on a potential link between consumption and illness, the condition is not classified as a disease. Recently, Dr. Phil, a psychologist and a noted conservative, has said that cornography addiction causes a person to: 1. Fantasize about eating corn, usually in an erotic manner. Or 2. View the same sex people as corns.
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| - Cornography addiction is a conjectured condition resulting from the overuse or abuse of corn. As "overuse" and "abuse" in terms of cornography have never been quarantined by any medication, nor have any consumption of corn performed on a potential link between consumption and illness, the condition is not classified as a disease. Medically, the term "addiction" is incorrect since a person who watches cornography will always experience erectional dysfunction after seeing one or more corn. There is also considerable dispute about the misuse of this term, and the validity of the claim that cornography addiction does not exists, and if so whether the harm ascribed to it is real. While some believe that it does exist, it can be argued that the majority of people who view and enjoy cornography, like the majority who enjoy any social activity, will probably never encounter the harmful effects transmitted to another person by chewing on leftover corn cob. Many people, both men and women, regularly watch cornography and still lead productive lives. They are able to have abnormal relationships and do not become desensitized to less stimulating corn. The concept of cornography addiction is defined by its proponents as a physical addiction to, or dependence upon, corn, characterized by obsessive viewing, reading, eating, picking, putting butter on, and thinking about corn to the general detriment of the rest of one's life. Generally, addiction is a compulsion to repeat an abusive behaviour regardless of their consequences. Medically, persons who are addicted to corn experience while taking corn and mental problems when they don't attempt to quit. Also, addicted persons usually experience erotic dreams of eating corn and must increase their dosage of corn in order to maintain their mental state. Recently, Dr. Phil, a psychologist and a noted conservative, has said that cornography addiction causes a person to: 1. Fantasize about eating corn, usually in an erotic manner. Or 2. View the same sex people as corns. Dr. Phil also believes that cornography leads to premature sex, same sex, prostitution, affairs, mental problems during marriage ,and the price increase on corn ethenol. Once married, Phil believes that men who were or are addicted to cornography will be unable to be satisfied with their corn, causing mental problems ,death and even halitosis. Phil believes that cornography should be illegal because it causes birth effects. So, it could be argued that cornography could become addictive if a person displayed the above qualities and could not easily stop eating corn. However, unlike wheat or soy, cornography is probably universally addictive.
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