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| - The legend of the Bearded turtle is not for the faint hearted. It starts without Jack, back when Rockhopper was still young and had only just built his ship. "Land Ahoy!" yelled Rockhopper. Yarr jumped down from the crows nest and hopped onto dry land. That is when Rockhopper met the Bearded Turtle. He saw a huge lump in the sand so he dug down, hoping to find treasure. Instead he found a turtle. This turtle had a long grey beard hangin from its chin and an eyepatch. On it's head rested a Pirate's hat that showed it to be a Captain. "Why do you disturb me from my sleep you landlubberer?" The turtle angrily remarked. Just as Rockhopper was appoligising Yarr flung six snowballs into the turtle's mouth thinking the turtle was a villian. Well not snowballs as there was not any snow. More like Sandballs. Unable to speak most of the turtles rude remarcks were lost from it's mumbling. But Rockhopper still got most of it. Unsure what to do (and what the turtle would do) Rockhopper hopped back into his ship andsailed off. Leaving the turtle with a mouthfull of sand. A few years later, Captain Jack Penguin was preparing to board the Migrator with his trustworthy crew. "FIRE" he yelled again, and his black puffle ate an O'berry so to turn into a fireball. Then the puffle flew accross the backs of the cannons so to quickly light them all at once. 'BOOM' a rally of snowballs flew over to the Migrator. "ARRR! You think you can defeaat me with a few snowballs?" Yelled Rockhopper as he picked up another handfull of snow. Arrr Fired himself out of the cannon and landed in the middle of the Priveteer. The red puffle took on the whole crew and swept XO off his feet. Suddenly, without warning Sailor swung down like James of the Jungle and tackled Yarr to the ground. Next he loaded one of the two snwowball cannons with Yarr himself. Soon Yarr was flying right back at Rockhopper. "Board the ship Mateys!" Yelled Jack. This was followed by a loud cheer from the crew. They put a plank in between the two ships so they could walk over. Just as they all came abourd, another uninvited guest entered the Migrator. Jack had never seen a turtle like it. Rockhopper ofcourse had seen the excact one before. The Bearded turtle ran straight at rockhopper but was stopped by Yarr. Then Rockhopper picked up the Turtle Pirate an threw him over to the Priveteer. While he did this Yarr removed the plank and Jacks crew fell in the ocean. They had all been buisy staring ant the turtle. Rockhopper Laughed and sailed away into the distance. Jack Turned to the Bearded turtle after he had rescued his crew. THe Bearded Turtle then told Jack how Rockhopper had left him on the beak with a mouthfull of sand so now he was trying to get revenge. An idea suddenly jumped into Jack's mind. And he shared it with everyone. "So far niether of us has been able to defeat Rockhopper. But what if we both worked together.?" The bearded Turtle liked the idea and the dangerous aliance began. That night, Jack and the Bearded Turtle worked tiersly on a sulution to their problem. The next day they had found one. Rodger Rodger was the only was the only crew member that Rockhopper had never seen. He was always below decks during battles cooking a feast forthe hungry crew. He would offer Rockhopper a bottle of cream soda. In the bottle of cream soda would also be a mixture of Ditto A. Rockhopper would have no choice but to do anything Jack and the Bearded Turtle said. Things went to plan at first. Rodger made a perfect mixture of cream soda. Then he made a mixture of Ditto A. His only task then was to mix the two together. Unfortunately, just as he was pouring the Ditto, a drip of it missed the other misxture and hit a candle. ROdger Jumped back just in time. He was lucky. Rodger quickly put out the fire and waddled up to the Captain. "This is all that Bearded Turtle's fault!" Jack shouted. Then a plan for revenge came into his mind. "So Rockhopper has been poisened with the Ditto A?" asked the Beearded Turtle. Jack nodded and said he should go to the migrator straight away. So the turtle walked confidently up to the Migrator and made his way into the Captain's Quarters. ROckhopper was not an obidient zombie as Jack said he would be. Instead he was just a grumpy pirate Captain. "Arrrr, so it be you again. Time to teach you a lesson." Rockhopper growled. From the Priveteer Jack was looking through his telescope. He laughed loudley as he read the lips of the Bearded Turtle who was now captured by Rockhopper. "I will get that Jack Penguin, if it's the last thing I do"
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