Chris started learning bass when he was still inside the womb. This was very uncomfortable for his mother and an emergency operation had to be conducted. He went to school on Jupiter, where he made friends and had insanely curly and long hair. He has a minor physical defect which allows him to produce and play orgasm-causing, phatphatphat, omg let me lick your face bass lines which are all part of his elaborate plan to become president of the US. Being a UK citizen is not an issue for him as his birth certificate simply says, "Birth place: unknown," and that's good enough for the US government.
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| - Chris started learning bass when he was still inside the womb. This was very uncomfortable for his mother and an emergency operation had to be conducted. He went to school on Jupiter, where he made friends and had insanely curly and long hair. He has a minor physical defect which allows him to produce and play orgasm-causing, phatphatphat, omg let me lick your face bass lines which are all part of his elaborate plan to become president of the US. Being a UK citizen is not an issue for him as his birth certificate simply says, "Birth place: unknown," and that's good enough for the US government.
- Christopher Tony Wolstenholme - commonly known as Christopher/Chris Wolstenholme - is the bass guitarist of Muse. Chris also provides backing vocals for many of the band's songs, plays guitar for one or two songs live (including "Hoodoo"), and co-writes the band's music with Matt and Dom. Wolstenholme also used to play keyboard live sometimes, though does not anymore due to the arrival of Morgan Nicholls.
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| - Chris started learning bass when he was still inside the womb. This was very uncomfortable for his mother and an emergency operation had to be conducted. He went to school on Jupiter, where he made friends and had insanely curly and long hair. He has a minor physical defect which allows him to produce and play orgasm-causing, phatphatphat, omg let me lick your face bass lines which are all part of his elaborate plan to become president of the US. Being a UK citizen is not an issue for him as his birth certificate simply says, "Birth place: unknown," and that's good enough for the US government.
- Christopher Tony Wolstenholme - commonly known as Christopher/Chris Wolstenholme - is the bass guitarist of Muse. Chris also provides backing vocals for many of the band's songs, plays guitar for one or two songs live (including "Hoodoo"), and co-writes the band's music with Matt and Dom. Wolstenholme also used to play keyboard live sometimes, though does not anymore due to the arrival of Morgan Nicholls.
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