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An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Simon is a big sweaty combat machine with the mind of a demented 7 year old, a juggernaut with surprising moments of speed and agility for such a big moron. A retarded animal wrestling idiot savant if you will. He takes joy from physically dismantling opponents with a gleam in his eyes like a little boy torturing a puppy to death. From the sound of the bell nothing gets between him and his opponent, luckily for him, his manager keeps an eye on what else is going on as Simon is oblivious.

AttributesValues
rdfs:label
  • Simon Dehumanizer
rdfs:comment
  • Simon is a big sweaty combat machine with the mind of a demented 7 year old, a juggernaut with surprising moments of speed and agility for such a big moron. A retarded animal wrestling idiot savant if you will. He takes joy from physically dismantling opponents with a gleam in his eyes like a little boy torturing a puppy to death. From the sound of the bell nothing gets between him and his opponent, luckily for him, his manager keeps an eye on what else is going on as Simon is oblivious.
dcterms:subject
handler
  • Monk
current efeds
  • ELITE
previous efeds
  • WWF
dbkwik:ewrestling/...iPageUsesTemplate
Birth Date
  • 10(xsd:integer)
Name
  • Simon Dehumanizer
Weight
  • 385(xsd:integer)
Birth Place
  • Detroit, MI
Height
  • 8.0
Image width
  • 170(xsd:integer)
RealName
  • Simon MacKenzie
abstract
  • Simon is a big sweaty combat machine with the mind of a demented 7 year old, a juggernaut with surprising moments of speed and agility for such a big moron. A retarded animal wrestling idiot savant if you will. He takes joy from physically dismantling opponents with a gleam in his eyes like a little boy torturing a puppy to death. From the sound of the bell nothing gets between him and his opponent, luckily for him, his manager keeps an eye on what else is going on as Simon is oblivious. Outside the ring he is usually very friendly and cheerful as long as he gets what he wants...which he generally does. He's very proud and protective of his friends and family.
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