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| - This is the transcript for the episode Lunch Break. Benson: *almost falls* Woah! HFG: Careful there, Benson. You don't want to break your other foot too. Benson: (monotone) No, Fives, I certainly don't. Muscle Man: Don't worry bro. Once we re-pave this basketball court, there won't be a crack in sight. Benson: Thanks a lot guys. Since you're all working so hard out here, I wanted to treat you to sandwiches from "Sand-Weechies". Muscle Man: Perfect! Muscle Man: I'll get the number 12 HFG: Yeah! Me too Skips: I'll get the 33 Benson: Mordecai? Rigby? Rigby: So we can get any sandwich? Benson: Of course. Mordecai: Whatever we want? Benson: This menu is your playground. Rigby: We'll have the 46 Benson: Okay, two number 46's Mordecai: Just one. We can share. Benson: Oh. Okay. One, number 46 Benson: Lunch is served! Muscle Man: Oh. Awesome. HFG: I'm starving. Mordecai: Hey, I don't see our sandwich. Rigby: Yeah where's number 46? Benson: Let me get it Benson: This sandwich cost me $85.00! Rigby: But you said we could order any sandwich we wanted Benson: I did...I said that. Now listen to me as I say this, if you two don't eat this entire sandwich by the end of the day, YOU'RE FIRED. Mordecai: Pssh. We got this. Rigby: Yeah, we've been eating to extreme's since before we can talk. Mordecai: Or, at least since we were twelve. Remember that time with the cereal? Villian (in the TV): sobbing Rigby: Here it comes! RGB2 (in the TV): I hope you've saved room for desert! Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOH! Start Laughing Mordecai: So good. Rigby: Yeah. Commercial Announcer: Don't go to sleep yet kids! (Mordecai and Rigby gasp) There's a new sugary cereal on the shelf to finish your day off right! With all the vitamins of a complete breakfast, RGB2io's are the best midnight snack. Rigby: We need these! Commercial Announcer: And if you buy now, 1 in 5 boxes have RGB2 toys, saying his catchprase. RGB2: I hope you saved room for desert! Mordecai: Wee need that. Mordecai: I just hear cereal. Rigby: I think this one might just be a touch....not or exactly the same. Mordecai: The commercial said 1 in 5's a winner, if we get 5 boxes there's gotta be a prize in one of them. Mordecai: Nothing! Sherm: (from upstairs) Rigby! You boys better not be awake down there! Rigby: Were not! Sherm: Rigby what is this? Rigby: What? Nothing. Sherm: Nothing!? This is nothing? You've been digging for boxes again haven't you!? You know the rules son, don't you dare open a new box of cereal, until you finish this one. (To Mordecai) And since you're a guest in our home Mordecai, that rule goes for you too. Both: Done! Rigby: This is it, this is gonna be it! Rigby: Man! Sherm: Don't look at me, look at your cereal. Mordecai and Rigby: Done. (Rigby opens another box with no toy inside. Mordecai and Rigby collapse on the table. Scene cuts to the hospital, where they are laying in beds. Someone puts a bowl of RGB2io's to Mordecai's nose. He smells it and wakes up, repulsed and gagging from it) Mordecai: Ugh! (He pushes it away) Agent 1: Works every time. Rigby: (wakes up) Huh? What's going on? Why does my skin feel like sausage casing? Agent 2: Oh that's just what happens when you overdose on RGB2io's. Alot of people don't realize this, but our cereal is boarderline poison. Mordecai: I thought that commercial said 1 in 5 boxes has a toy. Agent 1: Yes. You just picked the wrong 5 boxes. Now, sign this waiver so we don't get in trouble (Mordecai pulls out a pen. Rigby does as well, and Agent 2 brings him a waiver) Agent 2: Oh, and you can just have one of these (Pulls out an RGB2 toy) They're basically garbage. RGB2 Toy: I hoped you saved room for..des..sert (Dies) (Mordecai and Rigby gag, and the flashback ends, going back to them eating the sub) Mordecai: Yeah, that was a win. Rigby: Score 1 for us! (snickers) Dude, remember that time with the huge ice cream sundae? (They laugh) Mordecai: Or how about that bathtub full of mayonnaise? Rigby: The mega burrito filled with a full buffet? Benson: Less giggling more gobbling! Mordecai: Whatever. Dude, we're like half way done! Rigby: Nice! Hey, remember that time in college? I think that was around the same time you sat on a brownie in your white jeans. Mordecai: Make way for the cram master! Rigby: [snores] Ow! hey! Mordecai: Dude, I'm gonna order a pizza! Rigby: Aww yeah! Pizza! What's the occasion? Mordecai: Tradition dude! I've got an Art History exam tomorrow. The night before a big test, I always order a Peparelli's pizza.
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