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As everyone knows, Hollywood is the herpes sore of America; the constant reminder that certain Americans have committed sins that must be cleansed. And so it is that God sent his Only Son to die in the most horrific, yet poignantly photographic manner (see Passion of The Christ). But to no avail, since the Sodomites (and Jews) who populate all of Cauliflower ignored the message from The Holy Father.

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  • As everyone knows, Hollywood is the herpes sore of America; the constant reminder that certain Americans have committed sins that must be cleansed. And so it is that God sent his Only Son to die in the most horrific, yet poignantly photographic manner (see Passion of The Christ). But to no avail, since the Sodomites (and Jews) who populate all of Cauliflower ignored the message from The Holy Father.
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  • As everyone knows, Hollywood is the herpes sore of America; the constant reminder that certain Americans have committed sins that must be cleansed. And so it is that God sent his Only Son to die in the most horrific, yet poignantly photographic manner (see Passion of The Christ). But to no avail, since the Sodomites (and Jews) who populate all of Cauliflower ignored the message from The Holy Father. Every year in response, God sends the driest, most unpredictable winds to clean up His planet of the gayness and Jews who failed to atone for their transgressions. Image:SantaAna1.jpg|In this image, God has blown a tree over hoping to knock down some gays. Image:SantaAna2.jpg|Here is another view of the tree God knocked over. Note the smoke in the background and the sodomites trying desperately to drive around to avoid the message. Image:SantaAna3.jpg|Here the winds have made it almost impossible to stop fires which have sprouted up, helping God accomplish His mission. Image:Sat10-22-2007WildfiresCA.jpg|Here is what God sees from Heaven. The Lord is pleased indeed. Note the black line representing the American-Mexican fence and how there are no fires south of that line. This has nothing to do with fire or water policy, but more to do with where all the gays are.
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