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Sara Avery, also known as McFinnegan Oralia Vaginaria Saralicious "I sure love them donuts" Dickukkake von der Clit is a morbidly obese Jesuit behemoth fuck from some country. Avery's failure as a writer has caused her weight to rise daily. She currently weighs 2000 lbs and is kept chained up inside a barn next to an underground slaughterhouse, where she is fed a mixture of chocolate cake and cottage cheese. She was raised by whales, and kidnapped by The Jesuits. Currently, she has been spotted walking over the Atlantic Ocean, presumably trying to reach Europe.

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  • Sara Avery
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  • Sara Avery, also known as McFinnegan Oralia Vaginaria Saralicious "I sure love them donuts" Dickukkake von der Clit is a morbidly obese Jesuit behemoth fuck from some country. Avery's failure as a writer has caused her weight to rise daily. She currently weighs 2000 lbs and is kept chained up inside a barn next to an underground slaughterhouse, where she is fed a mixture of chocolate cake and cottage cheese. She was raised by whales, and kidnapped by The Jesuits. Currently, she has been spotted walking over the Atlantic Ocean, presumably trying to reach Europe.
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  • Jesuit
placeofresidence
  • A barn next to an underground slaughterhouse
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  • brown
Age
  • older than her body
Status
  • Sucking people into her fat, never to be seen again
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  • brown
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  • 350(xsd:integer)
Title
  • Jedi Master Cuntbucket
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  • whale vagina
Position
  • failed writer
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  • Pictured here
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  • Sara Avery, also known as McFinnegan Oralia Vaginaria Saralicious "I sure love them donuts" Dickukkake von der Clit is a morbidly obese Jesuit behemoth fuck from some country. Avery's failure as a writer has caused her weight to rise daily. She currently weighs 2000 lbs and is kept chained up inside a barn next to an underground slaughterhouse, where she is fed a mixture of chocolate cake and cottage cheese. She was raised by whales, and kidnapped by The Jesuits. Prisoners are thrown into the barn with Sara Avery to be raped. Many victims die from the infection spread by her massive folds. Others are lost in the folds of her vagina never to be seen or heard from again. Recently, Gail's Men captured her, and attempted to force her to lose weight. This is a dangerous task, due to her unpredictable nature, as once a woman is over 200 pounds, they are officially an animal. On November 27th, 2015, Sara Avery escaped her captivity from Gail's men, and went on a rampage through San Francisco, during which she brutally cannibalized a ginger kid (who happened to be Bubba's boyfriend) in San Francisco. She mistook the ginger kid for gingerbread, which resulted in cannibalism. Currently, she has been spotted walking over the Atlantic Ocean, presumably trying to reach Europe.
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