The Norse Gods were around until, like all the cool gods, them crazy christians got rid of them. They said that there was only one 'God'. However, in this so called 'one God' religion there isn't such thing as Valhalla. Some sissified Vikings went to Christianity, but all the others who wanted to rape, pillage, and plunder all day and then party all night stayed with the Norse Gods. The Christian Heaven was crap anyway; no one was even sure what there is to do when you get there. Whereas in the Norse heaven some crazy singing bitch on a horse takes you there and then when you get there you get wasted all the time! Plus you get there by dying in whilst killing Monks (yay!) and in the Christian religion you get there by saying boring hymns all day and being a good Samaratian. Which is the be
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| - The Norse Gods were around until, like all the cool gods, them crazy christians got rid of them. They said that there was only one 'God'. However, in this so called 'one God' religion there isn't such thing as Valhalla. Some sissified Vikings went to Christianity, but all the others who wanted to rape, pillage, and plunder all day and then party all night stayed with the Norse Gods. The Christian Heaven was crap anyway; no one was even sure what there is to do when you get there. Whereas in the Norse heaven some crazy singing bitch on a horse takes you there and then when you get there you get wasted all the time! Plus you get there by dying in whilst killing Monks (yay!) and in the Christian religion you get there by saying boring hymns all day and being a good Samaratian. Which is the be
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| - The Norse Gods were around until, like all the cool gods, them crazy christians got rid of them. They said that there was only one 'God'. However, in this so called 'one God' religion there isn't such thing as Valhalla. Some sissified Vikings went to Christianity, but all the others who wanted to rape, pillage, and plunder all day and then party all night stayed with the Norse Gods. The Christian Heaven was crap anyway; no one was even sure what there is to do when you get there. Whereas in the Norse heaven some crazy singing bitch on a horse takes you there and then when you get there you get wasted all the time! Plus you get there by dying in whilst killing Monks (yay!) and in the Christian religion you get there by saying boring hymns all day and being a good Samaratian. Which is the better religion? You don't have to be that clever to work it out...
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