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| - GunZ (also knows as GunZ, SwordZ, and BaZookaZ) is a dangerous yet addictive virtual-world hallucinogen. It is usually taken via self-sodomization using a USB-compatible gamer keyboard which you'll probably burn through every two weeks due to the nature of the game's highly aggressive playing techniques. SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: GunZ tends to cause players to develop extraordinary abdominal muscles and amazingly good looks, as executing the smallest technique requires the player to have a full-on seizure on the keyboard.
- GunZ: The Duel is a free multiplayer game created by communists. The premise of the game is that you are a mysterious Asian who must kill other Asians by flying around in the air and attempting to shove your melee weapon into the opponent's rectum. An equally mysterious third faction takes part in the game, known as "lag." Lag makes things appear to happen that shouldn't happen, and is the cause of many undeserved victories. The only person with the ability to defeat lag is the almighty Guntrix, but he still has not unlocked the secrets to defeating it.
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| - GunZ (also knows as GunZ, SwordZ, and BaZookaZ) is a dangerous yet addictive virtual-world hallucinogen. It is usually taken via self-sodomization using a USB-compatible gamer keyboard which you'll probably burn through every two weeks due to the nature of the game's highly aggressive playing techniques. Active ingredients contained in GunZ include gunpowder and a secret combination of several glues. The drug is unique in that it provides similar hallucinations to all of its consumers. GunZ is distributed mainly to English, Japanese, and Korean-speaking junkies, but there is also a small Portuguese and Malaysian statistic. GunZ allows its consumers to jack into a virtual reality where the junkies are encouraged to engage in senseless killing using a variety of items, including daggers, shotguns, rockets, submachine guns, and arm-wrestling. With the exception of those assholes who pay more, such as a richer flavor of nerd flatulence, everyone looks almost the same. This is why you will get killed by all the other junkies. If you fall into some luck and get a full Deity set, it makes you look like the disgruntled punk daughter of a peacock and an angel whom had way too much wild sex. The topside to this is that its uber hotness allows you to be shot and slashed twice as much and still survive long enough to pop your attackers in the head. SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: GunZ tends to cause players to develop extraordinary abdominal muscles and amazingly good looks, as executing the smallest technique requires the player to have a full-on seizure on the keyboard.
- GunZ: The Duel is a free multiplayer game created by communists. The premise of the game is that you are a mysterious Asian who must kill other Asians by flying around in the air and attempting to shove your melee weapon into the opponent's rectum. An equally mysterious third faction takes part in the game, known as "lag." Lag makes things appear to happen that shouldn't happen, and is the cause of many undeserved victories. The only person with the ability to defeat lag is the almighty Guntrix, but he still has not unlocked the secrets to defeating it. Gobrins are the fourth non-player faction. There are many types of gobrin, like the ass-gobrin. Some say, "If one enta da lair of da ass-gobrin many ass-gobrin come at you with large stick and try to rape da korean wit da small gobrin penis." Dis dose not hurt very much though. Mr. Colbert was suggested as a playable character in the game, but it was turned down by the MAIET team because they were afraid to put in a character that was invincible.
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