:Stan: But what about my scale model?
:Roger: Stan, It took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with it.
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:Bartender Roger: What can I get you mac?
:Person: Uh, I'm meeting friends and...
:Hobo Roger: Can I use your crapper?
:Cockney Londoner Roger: Get out of here there's a bathroom in the park!
:Customer Roger: The service here sucks! have you even seen a waiter? What am I doing this isn't helping me.
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:Roger: [to Farmer Ted] Here's my home number, my cell, and the women's shelter where I'm either volunteering or dropping off my stupid whore wife. Soup is not a meal, Vera!
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:Steve: Okay, so Ashley's crazy as hell, but she's good to go.
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