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Altitudeism is a condition that affects children who move from lower altitudes to higher altitudes. If left untreated it will clog up their retinas and lead to an eye disease known as cornicopimyosisymbioticism type II. If the pressure has built up in some other area such as the nose pustular lymphomatic enosnea can develop. A child may exhibit one or more of the following symptoms; obsession over funny movies like Schindler's List, a sudden expansion of their vocabulary making adults feel downright stupid, and for some reason engaging in boring monologues with you.

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  • Altitudeism is a condition that affects children who move from lower altitudes to higher altitudes. If left untreated it will clog up their retinas and lead to an eye disease known as cornicopimyosisymbioticism type II. If the pressure has built up in some other area such as the nose pustular lymphomatic enosnea can develop. A child may exhibit one or more of the following symptoms; obsession over funny movies like Schindler's List, a sudden expansion of their vocabulary making adults feel downright stupid, and for some reason engaging in boring monologues with you.
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  • Altitudeism is a condition that affects children who move from lower altitudes to higher altitudes. If left untreated it will clog up their retinas and lead to an eye disease known as cornicopimyosisymbioticism type II. If the pressure has built up in some other area such as the nose pustular lymphomatic enosnea can develop. A child may exhibit one or more of the following symptoms; obsession over funny movies like Schindler's List, a sudden expansion of their vocabulary making adults feel downright stupid, and for some reason engaging in boring monologues with you. You can cure this scummy; I mean unfortunate disease by making regular visits to your local cliff (approximately 200 feet tall) and making a practice of dropping your child off of it into the water below. The sudden altitude drop will take away some of their high altitude symptoms but that's only the first step on your child's path to wellness. If you want to prevent recrudescence of your child's symptoms you must be persistent with all of these steps.
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