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Testicle 'Lee' Evans (born 25 February 1964) is the world's first monkey-human hybrid and alleged comedian. He was snatched from the wild at age 5 when it was discovered that he could talk and is now kept locked in a cage in Jonathan Ross's basement, where he is ruthlessly exploited for money and sexual favours. He is only allowed out twice a year when he is forced to perform in return for bananas, and so he literally has to do this to survive.

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  • Lee Evans (comedian)
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  • Testicle 'Lee' Evans (born 25 February 1964) is the world's first monkey-human hybrid and alleged comedian. He was snatched from the wild at age 5 when it was discovered that he could talk and is now kept locked in a cage in Jonathan Ross's basement, where he is ruthlessly exploited for money and sexual favours. He is only allowed out twice a year when he is forced to perform in return for bananas, and so he literally has to do this to survive.
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  • Testicle 'Lee' Evans (born 25 February 1964) is the world's first monkey-human hybrid and alleged comedian. He was snatched from the wild at age 5 when it was discovered that he could talk and is now kept locked in a cage in Jonathan Ross's basement, where he is ruthlessly exploited for money and sexual favours. He is only allowed out twice a year when he is forced to perform in return for bananas, and so he literally has to do this to survive. Born in the Amazon Jungle in 1705, Evans is the lovechild of Norman Wisdom and King Kong. He was initially unwanted and left to fend for himself but managed to somehow survive until he was snatched by Mr Ross at a young age and the rest is history.
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