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| - School of Rock is an American musical comedy series. The show premiered March 12, 2016 on Nickelodeon after Kids' Choice Awards 2016. The show is based on the hit film of the same name. The show stars Tony Cavalero, Ricardo Hurtado, Lance Lim, Aidan Miner, Jade Pettyjohn and Breanna Yde in the lead roles.
- James Blanco (played by Jack Black) is an old, washed up, fat turd. He lives in New York City with these "dudes" he met in high school through a foreign exchange program. That's right, he is mooching off of 2 Ethiopians, until they wise up. The Ethiopians became sick and tired of having to pay for this worthless pile of sh!t in their house, so they finally kick him out. They say that while they to out for lunch, he must take all of his belongings and leave. As he is packing up, the phone rings, and he picks it up. The person on the other end says that they need a substitute teacher, and ask for Mowambi (one of the Ethiopians) to come in. James is desperate for money, and decides to commit fraud, and a federal crime by impersonating a government employee. He says that he is Mowambi, and says he can come in, only if he gets lotsa money. He arrives a school in a car he stole via hot wiring. He meets the principal, Miss Wormwood, a horrid old lady with no friends. She nags him for about five minutes, and finally let's him go in he class and teach. She never, not once, realized James wasn't a black Ethiopian. He enters the class of 6th graders and realizes that the are all just fat, ugly, noses picking, nasty, weird, creepy, snot licking, no good little pieces of $h!t. James begins yelling at the students for being ugly. He throws a guitar at a kid, smashing his head in. The kid them picks up he guitar and plays it like Jimmie Hendrix on crack! James realizes he an exploit this kids talent for lotsa money, he asks the kid, "do you know anyone else who can play instruments like you?" The kid says, "everyone can p,ay instruments here, because we are socially awkward." James then says "screw learning, you're going n my world tour to make me money." James realizes that he can not exploit them outside of school hours because he has better things to do after school, so he asks them who their teacher is. Upon learning the teachers name, he Google's her, and discovers where she lives. He goes there, and kills her. He then comes back the next day. The kids ask him "where is Mrs. Dingle?" and he says, "she died, and then I ate her." the children felt indifferent, and asked, "what are we going to learn today?" James then says, "f**k learning! I am enslaving you to make money." The children began to scream, so James pulled out a pistol and shot it in the air and said, "everybody shut the f**k up! I'll blow you heads off if you don't work for me! Am you know those cookies a fed you yesterday? They were filled with motion sensors, tracking devices, and audio recorders, so if I hear you say one thing bad about me, I'll activate the devices kill mode, and you will die! So don't say $h!t, got it?" The kids said, "no fair! You're a poo poo head!" James then says, "go f**k yourselves you a$$ sucking b!tches." Jack pulled out a whip and said, "I'll go Indiana Jones on your a$$es if you don't start playing, so get going!" After about 15 minutes later in the movie, James realizes that what he s doing is making the children feel bad, he feels pity for about thirty seconds, but then a girl bumped into her and spilt her juice on him. Then James said, "f**k you little girl!, go play a f**king instrument before I eat you!" So the children all practice to play a certain song from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, much to James despise. James starts flipping out, but then thinks to himself, "I can steal people's money while they "Do the Mario," even after they paid for the tickets for my "Child Enslavement World Tour." One day later, James steals a bus, and tells all of the children to get in. One girl refuses to enter, and that is when James loses it, he screams, "f**k this $h!t, I can't take it any more!" He pulls out a flame thrower and burns the schools down, luckily nobody was in the school, and everything was insured. James snaps, and steals a car. He goes insane and goes on a killing rampage, and is relentlessly pursued in by the police. In the end, you see James killed, and the screen fades to black and white, and the movie ends.
- School of Rock is a 2003 comedy starring Jack Black and Joan Cusack. Dewey Finn (Black) is a rock musician whose Control Freak tendencies, among other things, get him kicked out of the band he founded. After some time of doing nothing, it becomes apparent that he had better find another job to pay the rent. As it happens, an elite private school in the area has an opening for a teacher. Receiving a phone call intended for his apartment roommate, Ned Schneebly (Mike White), Dewey fakes his roommate's identity and gets hired. He takes the job initially planning to do as little as possible, but soon discovers that the kids have musical talent. After that, he changes his plans drastically, turning the class entirely into a music class about the history of rock, and preparing his kids to enter a band contest and beat his old band.
- School of Rock ist eine US-amerikanische Musical-Comedy Serie, die von Paramount Television produziert wird. Die Serie basiert auf den gleichnamigen Film aus dem Jahr 2003. Die Erstausstrahlung in den USA fand am 12. März 2016 auf Nickelodeon statt. In Deutschland startete die Serie am 12. September 2016 auf Nickelodeon. Am 5. April 2016 gab Nickelodeon bekannt, dass man eine 13-teilige zweite Staffel bestellt hat.
- Dewey Finn, a hard rock singer and guitarist, is unanimously voted out of his band by the rest of the members for his arrogance and frequent hyperactive stage antics. His submissive roommate and lifelong friend Ned Schneebly (writer Mike White), a substitute teacher, threatens Dewey with eviction under heavy pressure from his girlfriend Patty Di Marco unless Dewey "gets a real job" and pays off his growing rent debt. Dewey feels forced to give up his passion until he intercepts a phone call to Ned from the principal of a prestigious prep school, Rosaline Mullins, asking Ned to fill in for a teacher who would be out for several weeks. Desperate for cash to avoid getting evicted, Dewey impersonates Ned and takes the job as a substitute teacher for the fifth-grade class. Dewey's only goal as a teacher is to expend as little effort as possible. However, one day he overhears his pupils playing in music class and realizes that some of the children in the class have musical talent. He decides to turn his temporary job into what he tells them is a special class project, but is actually a personal one: to turn a classroom full of kids into a rock band and crew, complete with a ten-year-old manager, a girl called Summer (Miranda Cosgrove) which will serve as a vehicle to stardom, ultimately to win the upcoming Battle of the Bands, where he is out to avenge his eviction from his old band and win the $20,000 prize. After realizing that most of the kids are into pop and contemporary music, Dewey turns the school days into lessons of rock history and music playing, exposing his students to those artists he regards as rock legends. Six rock stars are featured with classic footage in the movie: Jimi Hendrix, Iggy Pop, Pete Townshend, Angus Young, Keith Moon and Kurt Cobain, and bands such as The Ramones and Alice in Chains.In addition, during a montage, the drummer, Freddy, is seen watching footage of the famous drum battle between Buddy Rich and Ed Shaughnessy. Dewey watches as his students begin to discover the power of rock music. When the principal meets with him to check on their progress, Dewey attempts to revive any old love for rock he finds in her, by finding out she likes Stevie Nicks and playing her song "Edge of Seventeen" on a jukebox. Finally, the kids audition for the Battle of the Bands, which Dewey told them was their "school project." They are turned back because they show up too late. With Summer's help prior, Dewey persuades the Battle's managers by lying that the students are all terminally ill with "stick-it-to-da-man-niosis", a fictional rare blood disease, and out of compassion, they allow the students to perform in the Battle of the Bands. However, during a parent-teacher night in which he meets the students' parents, Ned appears and confronts Dewey (due almost entirely to his girlfriend's persuasion of coaxing it out of him). His real identity is revealed, and he is fired from the school, though he runs first due to misconstrued words. Considering himself a failure, he falls into a funk, and pulls himself out only when the students, on their way to the contest via schoolbus, plead with him to join them for the Battle of the Bands. The movie culminates in the musical playoff, where, instead of playing Dewey's "Legend of the Rent" they play "School of Rock", a song written by young band member Zack Mooneyham, the lead guitarist. The class loses the contest to Dewey's old band. But the students can accept their defeat because Dewey's "School of Rock" has increased their self-esteem, and given them an understanding that rock transcends traditional notions of success and failure, pointing out that the Sex Pistols have never won any major awards. The crowd becomes angered by No Vacancy's victory and call for the School of Rock to come back onstage. The band comes back onstage again and plays "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)" by AC/DC, with some of the lyrics altered. It then shows Summer arguing a deal over the cell phone as she enters the School of Rock, a newly openned after-school program where Dewey continues to coach the band and Ned teaches the younger ones, and the credits roll as the band sings "The movie is over, but we're still on screen" breaking the fourth wall.
- Dewey Finn (Jack Black), a hard rock singer and guitarist, is unanimously voted out of his band No Vacancy by the rest of the members for his arrogance and frequent hyperactive stage antics. His submissive roommate and lifelong friend Ned Schneebly (writer Mike White), a substitute teacher, threatens Dewey with eviction under heavy pressure from his girlfriend Patty Di Marco (Sarah Silverman) unless Dewey "gets a real job" and pays off his growing rent debt. Dewey feels forced to give up his passion until he receives a phone call intended for Ned from Rosaline Mullins (Joan Cusack), principal of Horace Green, a prestigious prep school, asking Ned to fill in for a teacher who would be out for several weeks. Desperate for income to avoid getting evicted, Dewey impersonates Ned and takes the job as a substitute teacher for the fifth-grade class. Dewey has no real idea how to carry out his role as a teacher, and instead simply gives his students constant free time. However, when he overhears his pupils playing in music class he realizes that some of the children in the class have musical talent. He decides to turn his temporary job into what he tells them is a special class project, but is actually a personal one: to turn a classroom full of kids into a rock band and crew, complete with a ten-year-old manager, a girl called Summer (Miranda Cosgrove), which will serve as a vehicle to stardom, ultimately to win the upcoming Battle of the Bands, where he is out to avenge his eviction from his old band and win the $20,000 prize. After realizing that most of the kids are interested primarily in pop and contemporary music, Dewey turns the school days into lessons of rock history and music playing, exposing his students to those artists he regards as rock legends. Six rock stars are featured with classic footage in the movie: Jimi Hendrix, Iggy Pop, Pete Townshend, Angus Young, Keith Moon and Kurt Cobain, and bands such as the Ramones and Alice in Chains. In addition, during a montage, the drummer, Freddy, is seen watching footage of the famous drum battle between Buddy Rich and Ed Shaughnessy. Dewey narrowly escapes detection when Ms Mullins decides to attend one of his class's lessons to check on their progress, forcing him to actually teach the official course material. Dewey attempts to revive any old love for rock he finds in her, having found out that she likes Stevie Nicks and playing her song "Edge of Seventeen" on a jukebox. The two develop a close friendship after this. Meanwhile, the class audition for the Battle of the Bands, which Dewey told them was their "school project". They are turned back because they show up too late after Dewey has a talk with Tomika who lies that she feels sick and Freddy who unknowingly leaves with another band to their van without Dewey's permission whish causes Dewey tell the band off and is upset with Freddy that he had him worried sick. While in the theater after being told that Dewey is not what the crew is looking for, Dewey angrily berates the manager and tells him off that the kids have worked together to play a song for them and acts mean, but gets in trouble for that when the manager orders Sheila to call security. With Summer's help, Dewey persuades the Battle's managers by lying that the students are all terminally ill with "stick-it-to-da-man-niosis", a fictional rare blood disease, and out of compassion, they allow the students to perform in the Battle of the Bands. However, later that day, Dewey is exposed when Ned receives a pay cheque from Horace Green in the mail, knowing he has never worked there. During the parent-teacher night later on, Dewey meets the students' parents, who originally seem very suspicious of his ability to teach their children. Dewey succeeds in convincing them that he is a competent teacher, but Ned appears and confronts Dewey (due almost entirely to his girlfriend's persuasion). His real identity is revealed, and he is fired from the school. Considering himself a failure, he falls into depression, only recovering when the students, on their way to the contest via schoolbus, plead with him to join them for the Battle of the Bands. The movie culminates in the musical playoff, where, instead of playing Dewey's "Legend of the Rent" they play "School of Rock", a song written by young band member Zack Mooneyham, the lead guitarist. The class loses the contest to Dewey's old band, No Vacancy. But the students can accept their defeat because Dewey's "School of Rock" has increased their self-esteem, and given them an understanding that rock transcends traditional notions of success and failure, pointing out that the Sex Pistols have never won any major awards. The crowd becomes angered by No Vacancy's victory and call for the School of Rock to come back on stage. The band comes back on stage again and plays "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)" by AC/DC, with some of the lyrics altered. As the credits go up, Summer is seen arguing a deal of a potential gigs and record offers over the cell phone as she enters the School of Rock, a newly opened after-school program where Dewey continues to coach the band and Ned teaches the younger ones, and the credits roll as the band sings "The movie is over, but we're still on screen", breaking the fourth wall.
- "Mumble." came their mumbled reply. "I said 'Are you ready to Rock?" repeated Mr. Tubbleworthy as he pulled his guitar from its tour sticker-covered and badly battered case. "Woo?" cheered little Barry Midcap, half-heartedly. The classroom lights flickered as the teacher plugged in his electric guitar. They dimmed as he cranked the volume on the amplifier beyond 10 before breaking off the knob. They both dimmed and flickered when he opened the class of Rock by tearing off a wicked lick on his Flying-V guitar. The teacher paused for a moment to catch his breath, and then changed tactics, licking off a wicked tear on the other neck of his Flying-V guitar. "That was keen, Mr. Tubbleworthy." said Barry nerdily. "But I could never do that..." "Damn straight! You are but a child; a simple traveler on the road to Rock!" replied the teacher. "The Goddess of Rock obeys no little boys. Rock is for men! Men of Rock! Men of Roll! Also, Lee Aaron and Lita Ford for a short period of time during the 1980s. Joan Jett, meanwhile, was torn between her twin loves of both Rock and Roll. The Rock Gods, in return, gave her a hit single or two, including a cover of Tommy James and the Shondells' Rock ballad 'Crimson and Clover'. Rock is nothing if not magnanimous." "What's 'mag-ana-miss'?" interrupted the adorably gap-toothed Cindy Berfheimer after raising her hand, also adorably. "Put your head on your desk, Miss Berfheimer!" wailed the teacher, as he wailed on one, the other, then both necks of his guitar. "There are no stupid answers in Rock, only stupid ques...ugh...I gotta sit down." Mr. Tubbleworthy sat down behind his desk, slumped, heaved a sigh and sighed a heave before shutting his eyes and massaging his temples; the Rocking and Rolling of the previous night's Rocking and Rolling Rocking his head and Rolling his stomach. In layman's terms, he had a hangover. A hangover of Rock. The children, too, shut their eyes as they too had hangovers of Rock, although their hangovers were smaller and fuelled by sugar. Visions of Rock danced in their heads. Visions become dreams. Dreams of Rock. Rock and Roll. Time passed quickly over the dream-filled, hangover-blurred classroom. The teacher stirred and, after a pre-emptive scratch and a post-emptive belch, pulled a bottle of Jack Daniel's out from the bottom drawer of his desk and lit a cigarette. "Mister Tubbleworthy? There's no smoking in school." pointed out Jerry Winterweather after the teacher's awakening stirred the class from fanciful dreams of one day having a hangover of Rock fuelled by alcohol instead of Pixie Stix and Jolt to the fanciful reality of having a hangover of Rock fuelled by Pixie Stix and Jolt instead of alcohol. "No, Jerry? Have you not heard of Brownsville Station's 'Smokin' In the Boys Room'? What about Mötley Crüe's workmanlike cover, with the amusingly tongue-in-cheek Rock video, of that tune?" inquired the teacher between drags of the Marlboro and slugs of whiskey. Jerry quickly flipped open his desk, paused to gather his thoughts, then rifled through his notebooks of Rock. After finding his History of Rock notebook, he took a deep breath and said a prayer to the Gods of Rock, then started searching through it, seeking the appropriate subsection (Crüe, Mötley - Pain, Theater of). The teacher sat patiently, napping as Jerry read through his notes. "Ah." said Jerry. "It says here that '...it is widely known that smoking is not permitted in school'." "Ahem..." ahem'd the teacher. "I mean..." sighed Jerry with a sigh, "'...ehv-ree boh-dee knows that smo-kin' ain't allowed in school'." "Much better." said Mr. Tubbleworthy as he got up from his chair, shuffled wearily and wearily shuffled to the Class Achievements board and attached a sticker to the English of Rock square beside Jerry's name. "Sniff." sniffed Jerry after bounding from his desk to the board and scratching the sticker, a Scratch and Sniff. "Mmmmm. It smells like a Roadie." "That it does, Jerry." said the teacher, affectionately patting his long, disheveled hair. "That it does." "Mifter Fubbleworfy? Ifs almoft lunchtime. Will we haff time for finger painting thif morning?" asked Richard "Nicky" Mendelbaum. The school bell rang its three-chord ring before the teacher could reply. Pity. thought Mr. Tubbleworthy as the students filed out for lunch. Nicky would Rock hard as a lead vocalist, if only he could lose that unfortunate speech impediment. As it stands, the best he can hope for is drummer...
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