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Figs' culture is entirely based around the worthlessness of Figs, and how they're undeserving of any sort of good or pleasure for their selves. Their entire existance is to serve the Giant Mouth, for which they serve as food. Figs will actively avoid success, happiness, escape from bad situations, potential friends, potential allies, useful items (unless they help the Fig to defeat itself somehow), and freedom, because they don't deserve any of those things.

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  • Figs' culture is entirely based around the worthlessness of Figs, and how they're undeserving of any sort of good or pleasure for their selves. Their entire existance is to serve the Giant Mouth, for which they serve as food. Figs will actively avoid success, happiness, escape from bad situations, potential friends, potential allies, useful items (unless they help the Fig to defeat itself somehow), and freedom, because they don't deserve any of those things.
  • The fig is a deceptive fruit, indeed it has been suggested that it was in fact a fig that offered Eve, from the bible story Genesis, the forbidden fruit. The fig impersonates a fruit, and does it very well. However it is much like a sea squirt, an invertebrate that roots itself to the sea bed, digests its brain, and spends its life living off.. sand... The fig, however, spends time growin, and once it is developed enough to walk, it grows a new brain, and each year, thousands of figs leave the water and go in search of bushes to attach themselves to in colonies, to give the illusion of being a fruit. Any human who has ever seen this event, has either been committed to a mental asylum, or been devoured by the figs.
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  • Figs' culture is entirely based around the worthlessness of Figs, and how they're undeserving of any sort of good or pleasure for their selves. Their entire existance is to serve the Giant Mouth, for which they serve as food. Figs will actively avoid success, happiness, escape from bad situations, potential friends, potential allies, useful items (unless they help the Fig to defeat itself somehow), and freedom, because they don't deserve any of those things.
  • The fig is a deceptive fruit, indeed it has been suggested that it was in fact a fig that offered Eve, from the bible story Genesis, the forbidden fruit. The fig impersonates a fruit, and does it very well. However it is much like a sea squirt, an invertebrate that roots itself to the sea bed, digests its brain, and spends its life living off.. sand... The fig, however, spends time growin, and once it is developed enough to walk, it grows a new brain, and each year, thousands of figs leave the water and go in search of bushes to attach themselves to in colonies, to give the illusion of being a fruit. Any human who has ever seen this event, has either been committed to a mental asylum, or been devoured by the figs.
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