About: Women Drivers

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Women Drivers are a sub-species of the well known and much feared woman who should be avoided at all costs due to their erratic and unpredictable driving habits. Close encounters with the sub-species can often prove extremely hazardous or sometimes even fatal. But then, at least you wouldn't have to go home to your wife. Women Drivers are ridiculed by their male counterparts almost continuously for their inferiority "on" the road, though few males actually have the courage to do this to the woman's face (especially whilst she is driving).

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rdfs:label	Women Drivers
rdfs:comment	Women Drivers are a sub-species of the well known and much feared woman who should be avoided at all costs due to their erratic and unpredictable driving habits. Close encounters with the sub-species can often prove extremely hazardous or sometimes even fatal. But then, at least you wouldn't have to go home to your wife. Women Drivers are ridiculed by their male counterparts almost continuously for their inferiority "on" the road, though few males actually have the courage to do this to the woman's face (especially whilst she is driving).
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abstract	Women Drivers are a sub-species of the well known and much feared woman who should be avoided at all costs due to their erratic and unpredictable driving habits. Close encounters with the sub-species can often prove extremely hazardous or sometimes even fatal. But then, at least you wouldn't have to go home to your wife. Women Drivers are ridiculed by their male counterparts almost continuously for their inferiority "on" the road, though few males actually have the courage to do this to the woman's face (especially whilst she is driving). The definition of "True Female Driving" is as follows: the ability to make a car, travelling in a straight line on a dry road at a speed slower than that of walking pace, spin, flip and slide dramatically into a lamp-post/traffic-light/old man/husband, shortly before exploding spectacularly. Miraculously, the woman in question is rarely seriously injured in cases such as this. The same, however, cannot be said for the old man.

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