Whilst standing on actual soap boxes, both candidates were given the chance to announce their pledges to the voting public. Wombat offered: * Free school gravy for every child * To reduce the number of buttons on shirts * Whiter snow at Christmas. Afterwards, Baboon promised: * To lower the legal haircut level to elbow level * To ban the wearing of white socks * The enncouragement of more boy bands.
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