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Blue Toon Link started school at al-Qaeda's friendly state school for young terrorists. There he learned how to assemble, disassemble, and reassemble a bomb. The main subject he took to was how to successfully commit a suicide bomb attack.

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  • Blue Toon Link
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  • Blue Toon Link started school at al-Qaeda's friendly state school for young terrorists. There he learned how to assemble, disassemble, and reassemble a bomb. The main subject he took to was how to successfully commit a suicide bomb attack.
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  • Blue Toon Link started school at al-Qaeda's friendly state school for young terrorists. There he learned how to assemble, disassemble, and reassemble a bomb. The main subject he took to was how to successfully commit a suicide bomb attack. After his nursery school he went on to seek spiritual guidance from a man named Sad Adam Hussein. He taught him to find the inner terrorist in him. Also he guided him in the ways of bombing. Later he found a old man who knew the ancient art of bomb-juistu. At the age of 12 he went to al-Qaeda's high school for young bombers and found his chief field to be creation of sticky bombs and avoiding plasma mines. Now for the part on his parents, they were Princess Zelda and King of Darkness, Ganondorf. This happened when Ganondorf raped her after one of his kidnappings, although he supported them both, Zelda still tried to make everyone think it was Link's kid by naming him Toon Link (he renamed himself later, Blue Toon Link to fool his enemies so they didn't kidnap Zelda to get to him). They had 3 other children, all kept secret from the other children. The first being Green Toon Link; the second and the eldest being Red Toon Link, and lastly was Purple Toon Link who had a sex change at the age of 3. Blue Toon Link was 3rd in the line of man-children. Then he left the real world and reincarnated in the toon world where the real world was a little different, and he kept doing what he did best, along with his other 3 shadows, bombing
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