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Hans Teeuwen was born as the son of a father. He started his political life at the age of 6 (six) when he staged his own death. Following outcry in the media for serious civil protection devices he started the political party Gas from my Ass, not from my Terrorists. In the nation elections he won 0,3% of the seats in parlement. After being tormented by local peer pressure he caved in and never spoke in public again. Currently living in Amsterdam, Hans Teeuwen has a boutique where he auctions hand-made sculptures of hardened semen.

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  • Hans Teeuwen was born as the son of a father. He started his political life at the age of 6 (six) when he staged his own death. Following outcry in the media for serious civil protection devices he started the political party Gas from my Ass, not from my Terrorists. In the nation elections he won 0,3% of the seats in parlement. After being tormented by local peer pressure he caved in and never spoke in public again. Currently living in Amsterdam, Hans Teeuwen has a boutique where he auctions hand-made sculptures of hardened semen.
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  • Hans Teeuwen was born as the son of a father. He started his political life at the age of 6 (six) when he staged his own death. Following outcry in the media for serious civil protection devices he started the political party Gas from my Ass, not from my Terrorists. In the nation elections he won 0,3% of the seats in parlement. After being tormented by local peer pressure he caved in and never spoke in public again. His next project was Dive into Cockblocking, a self-help book for animal rights activists who want to shield hens from horny chicklets. This book rocketed him into super stardom. Generally accepted as "the best arinkol [sic] rights anchorman book" (PETA Live!, 1983). Currently living in Amsterdam, Hans Teeuwen has a boutique where he auctions hand-made sculptures of hardened semen. He is known to carry a gun at all times, even while shooting a gun. Dutch broadcasting company VPRO financed his directorial debut Masterclass, a cockumentary about an alleged theatre guru.
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