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| - Cornflakes were food enjoyed by Clode Rhoden.
- Crushed cornflakes are also used for breading.
- Cornflakes, otherwise known as The Great and Almighty Breakfast Cereal of Holy Powers Beyond our Mortal and Completely Naive Understanding, is debated to be either an almighty force, or an overwhelming monstrosity. It is believed that wart-like growths occur on overly mature corn plants which tend to flake off after time, thus creating "cornflakes". These disease-ridden chunks of dead corn tumors are then cleaned and packaged into brightly colored boxes, and among other things, fitted with a very small microchip which is capable of controlling the minds of children, and some species of birds. The reason for this is to lure small French children in a false sense of security.
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| - Cornflakes were food enjoyed by Clode Rhoden.
- Crushed cornflakes are also used for breading.
- Cornflakes, otherwise known as The Great and Almighty Breakfast Cereal of Holy Powers Beyond our Mortal and Completely Naive Understanding, is debated to be either an almighty force, or an overwhelming monstrosity. It is believed that wart-like growths occur on overly mature corn plants which tend to flake off after time, thus creating "cornflakes". These disease-ridden chunks of dead corn tumors are then cleaned and packaged into brightly colored boxes, and among other things, fitted with a very small microchip which is capable of controlling the minds of children, and some species of birds. The reason for this is to lure small French children in a false sense of security. Upon doing this the children beg their parents, and Sagat, for the cereal. After said cereal has infiltrated the child's house, apartment, etc, it then begins the dormant period, during which it sits in the pantry gathering dust and analyzing the family's behavioral patterns. After enough information has been gathered and transferred to unknown parties, the cereal then becomes active.
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