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| - Ted Cruz is the rightful heir to the American Throne. Or so he likes to think. This is one of the most well known cucked Canadians. He lives the cucked life, like his wife's son Alecks.
- Lyin' Ted "El Rato" Cruz is a politician and queen of My Little Pony.
- Rafael Edward "Ted" "Fed up with Up with him" Cruz is a disillusioned, self-centered teabagger from Texas. Oh and, the teabagger Texans put him in the Senate. This sucks for the rest of us, because well, he's a bit problematic.
- Several analysts are concerned about his hopes in the current Presidential election because he does not actually qualify to be President in as much as he was born outside the United States as a Cuban Canadian, and the Constitution mandates that the President must be born within the US as a natural born citizen, but because that didn't stop President Obama, Cruz believes it will not be an issue for him either.
- Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. This directly relates to global warming because the more people he kills, the less people affected by global warming and the less people breathing in carbon dioxide. This is very similar to the comparison of Lakota Indians to global warming. Obviously, because global warming has such a huge impact on the Indians, it also has an impact on the Zodiac Killer himself. This can be used to explain why he killed so many people. It is simply because he wanted less people to suffer from the great affects of global warming.
- Ted Cruz is a smug Canadian American who thought he can be president of Murica just because he has a smug look. He is also Donald Trump's bitch. He calls himself a Libertarian even though he hates abortion, weed, and same sex marriage (in other words, he's lying).
- Ted Cruz is the US Senator for the state of Texas and a member of the 115th US Congress. This page contains links to Fark threads in which Ted Cruz was discussed.
- Ted Cruz is a white Tea Party Republican politician from Texas. That makes him commonplace. What distinguishes him from most of the other white Republican politicians from Texas is that he is the son of a Cuban immigrant. That makes him a technical Hispanic. He was born in Calgary, Alberta on December 22, 1970. So that makes him a Canadian immigrant of sorts. And ineligible to be serve as POTUS. Cruz claims that his Cuban father fought with rebels supporting Fidel Castro against dictator Fulgencio Batista, before Castro announced that he was a communist. So he is proud that his father fought for a rightwing dictator. Great. Was that part of his story true? Is Marco Rubio the "son of exiles?"
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