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| - Joy approaches Randy and Earl at the Crab Shack. She tells them about a meeting with her deaf lawyer. Her lawyer has just dropped a bombshell according to her lawyer's background check: It seems Joy has a half-sister, the result of her father's multiple "multi-racial" extra-marital affairs while cheating on her mom("White Lie Christmas"). Shocked, Joy tells Earl her half-sister is Liberty Washington, a sworn enemy since kindergarten. Earl recalls Joy and Liberty's difficult past relationship, which has grown worse over the years. He remembers how he and Joy stole Liberty's credit card once, and went on a shopping spree - even paying for a homeless man's laser eye surgery. Ashamed, Earl writes up this event on his karma list: "Stole a girl's identity". To make up for stealing her identity, Earl and Randy pay a visit to Liberty's house Liberty has known since childhood that she had a "white sheep" in her. Earl learns Liberty under the famous, yet positive and patriotic name Lady Liberty is the star of a Camden County's women wrestling team, Black Ladies of Wrestling. To make her act more controversial since she knew that wrestling needs controversy, she pays her neighbor to dress up as a female Klan member called the Klanimal. She also shares double billing with her husband Ray-Ray, who plays her badly-beaten evil manager called The Man. Randy was so impressed that Ray-Ray was a wrestling villain. The only time he'd got play a villain was in a church play as the Roman soldier Longinus to get pick Jesus with a broomstick spear. Ray-Ray refused to continued practicing with her since he's still dizzy from a plle driver last Saturday. Liberty loved him but she told him to suck it up because she has an audition and she needs a villain. An overjoyed Randy with a hard head that one can break stuff with, now replaces Ray-Ray as Liberty's partner-in-crime as She says "Hey Ray Ray, you could can go on a long walk with your stupid lizard! I found a new white devil!". Ray-Ray tells Liberty he wants a child, but Liberty insists she must continue to pursue her wrestling dreams. As Earl watches on, he realizes how he can help them. He wonders how he can convince the half-sisters to have a baby together. He explains the difficult surrogacy process to an excited Ray-Ray and Liberty and Joy and Darnell. Meanwhile, a fawning Catalina is still head over heels, in love with Randy("Foreign Exchange Student"). When Earl reveals the pairing to the interested parties, he is met with angry resistance. "I'd rather have a pitbull stick a litter of puppies in me than carry this woman's demon child!" says Joy. Liberty retaliates with, "That pitbull would have to be pretty drunk to knock you up!". Earl takes his seat at the wrestling show. Lady Liberty appears alongside Randy. Unfortunately, Randy doesn't take well to the crowd's jeers and jibes and is booed off the stage. The Klanimal appears, but in a surprise twist, it's Joy. The pair fight viciously and Liberty confides to Joy how much she resented not having a dad. Although Joy loses the violent wrestling match, she feels sorry for her deprived half-sister and they become fast friends. Liberty is offered a lucrative wrestling title and becomes a "Black Lady of Wrestling". Overjoyed, the sisters decide to make up and Joy agrees to be Liberty's surrogate.
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