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| - Hamburglar is a villainous supporting character in the McDonalds franchise, although in truth he was a mascot much like Ronald McDonald - the critical difference in the two characters is that Hamburglar began his career as a geniune villain and only softerned his image later on when McDonalds began to redesign their marketting.
- The Hamburglar is a McDonaldland character who features in McDonald's commercials. He is a close friend of Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Birdie. Even though he has always attempted (and failed) to hoard all the hamburgers in McDonaldland for himself, he has always been looked upon as a valued member of the McDonaldland community.
- The jews were with ue mom, and ue mom were with jews, just not in the same way jews were with ue mom, because that'd be awkward. We won't get into much detail but Hamburglar is the Odin to the Jewish Thor Brothers. They all co-own a family-owned pesticide business, and have 4 books out. Their top ssale being "Ue Hamburglar and Ue: A brotherly-bromantic love novel for the common cropduster and/or any geese who might be reading this.", reaching 98th in the Top Least Read Books in All of Existence, being beat to 99th only by "A Crappy Rip-Off with the same generic principles of Ue Hamburglar and Ue: A brotherly-bromantic love novel for the common cropduster and/or any geese who might be reading this."
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| - The Hamburglar is a McDonaldland character who features in McDonald's commercials. He is a close friend of Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Birdie. Even though he has always attempted (and failed) to hoard all the hamburgers in McDonaldland for himself, he has always been looked upon as a valued member of the McDonaldland community. Hamburglar was voiced by Howard Morris in most commercials, Charlie Adler in some 1980s commercials and "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald"; and Carl W. Wolfe in some 1990s commercials. He was portrayed by Tommy Vicini from 1992-2003 after brief stints in the 1980s sharing the role with 20 year veteran Frankie Delfino (1971-1991).
- The jews were with ue mom, and ue mom were with jews, just not in the same way jews were with ue mom, because that'd be awkward. We won't get into much detail but Hamburglar is the Odin to the Jewish Thor Brothers. They all co-own a family-owned pesticide business, and have 4 books out. Their top ssale being "Ue Hamburglar and Ue: A brotherly-bromantic love novel for the common cropduster and/or any geese who might be reading this.", reaching 98th in the Top Least Read Books in All of Existence, being beat to 99th only by "A Crappy Rip-Off with the same generic principles of Ue Hamburglar and Ue: A brotherly-bromantic love novel for the common cropduster and/or any geese who might be reading this." When seen backstage, (his natural habitat) Hamburglar feels most at home, and is like a baby duck playing in the Indian Ocean. However if you (that's you) happen to see him in this place, it is commanded that on sight you say "He's at it again!" Often the Hamburglar makes the mistake of taking someone elses meatball subs, fuzzy pencils and even ue mom perhaps (he's a bit nearsighted). The only way to prevent this is to first exclaim, "He's at it again!" then follow, as routine, by saying the Holy words (Nehemiah 73:8) "Swiper, no swiping!" He then, (if said correctly) will stop what he is doing, cry out "Awww, man!" (as opposed to 'Awww, Snap!') and you may commence explenation for the sudden outburst. If this fails, epic fail is bestowed on you, and thine comrades for at least three days. Hamburglar, obviously, is always right. This being said, he is inclined to tell the truth 100% of the time, no matter how many people are trying to pay attention to the service. If you or your loved ones have experienced this divine hamburglerruption, you're in luck! Because we have a guaruntee service that claims you will see it again. And again, and again, and again.
- Hamburglar is a villainous supporting character in the McDonalds franchise, although in truth he was a mascot much like Ronald McDonald - the critical difference in the two characters is that Hamburglar began his career as a geniune villain and only softerned his image later on when McDonalds began to redesign their marketting.
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