Nine months after Gackt had a one-night stand with a Togodura on New Year’s Eve, he awoke from a nightmare one September morning in Osaka to find a baby swaddled in a tattered Marukai bag asleep in front of his hotel room. Disheartened that this baby did not have a lightning bolt on his forehead and therefore was not Harry Potter, he quickly stuffed him into a picnic basket and dropped him into the nearest river. Somehow this picnic basket ended up in Konohana-ku, which is a district in Osaka, and was found by a severely beaten prostitute who was left starving on a street corner. After debating on whether or not to eat the sleeping bundle of meat suddenly in front of her, she decided to keep it, and called the child Ishihara Takamasa.
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| - Nine months after Gackt had a one-night stand with a Togodura on New Year’s Eve, he awoke from a nightmare one September morning in Osaka to find a baby swaddled in a tattered Marukai bag asleep in front of his hotel room. Disheartened that this baby did not have a lightning bolt on his forehead and therefore was not Harry Potter, he quickly stuffed him into a picnic basket and dropped him into the nearest river. Somehow this picnic basket ended up in Konohana-ku, which is a district in Osaka, and was found by a severely beaten prostitute who was left starving on a street corner. After debating on whether or not to eat the sleeping bundle of meat suddenly in front of her, she decided to keep it, and called the child Ishihara Takamasa.
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| - Guitar, electric sitar, shamisen, gigpig, piano, Greyson Michael Chance
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| - Miyavi, 雅-MIYAVI- 382 TOKYO, Miyabi, MYV, Meev, Dr. M, DJ MIYAVI, DJ 382, Santa Claus, Miyaji, Japanese Samurai Guitarist, Not-Aoi, that guy, Wrong Miyagi, Hayden Panettiere, OMFGMIYAVIIII
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| - (You were thinking it was a girl, weren't you?)
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| - Nine months after Gackt had a one-night stand with a Togodura on New Year’s Eve, he awoke from a nightmare one September morning in Osaka to find a baby swaddled in a tattered Marukai bag asleep in front of his hotel room. Disheartened that this baby did not have a lightning bolt on his forehead and therefore was not Harry Potter, he quickly stuffed him into a picnic basket and dropped him into the nearest river. Somehow this picnic basket ended up in Konohana-ku, which is a district in Osaka, and was found by a severely beaten prostitute who was left starving on a street corner. After debating on whether or not to eat the sleeping bundle of meat suddenly in front of her, she decided to keep it, and called the child Ishihara Takamasa. Growing up, Miyavi wanted to be a doctor, soccer player, and a woman, but after breaking his leg in a freak accident with a tomogachi, banana phone, and a soccer ball when he was seven, he gave up on his goals and decided he would rather become a musician because they made more money than doctors, soccer players, and women. Originally he wanted to learn bass because it is easier, but he learned bassists are ignored by society and are considered inferior. He decided instead to learn basic guitar and somewhere got the idea that he could sing as well. However, due to his seal-Pokemon genes it sounds no different than a seal being curbstomped while mating. Since he was gifted with an oddly beautiful face, no one had the heart to tell him otherwise and encouraged his singing.
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