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| - As we all know when we are born we are born with “complete innocence”. We can and have no way of committing crimes against others and ourselves meaning we are pure for the first year (almost) of our lives. Along with “innocence” we are all born with what is none as Fex (fail), Cem (common sense), and Cal (success) chemicals. These chemicals throughout a life time constantly flex and are thrown out of balance depending on a person’s awesomeness. When we are young are levels of Fex or fail are abnormally high while our levels of Cem and Cal are abnormally low. These unbalances are normal between the ages of 0-3 causing occurrences such as your first steps being into a wall, your first words being fuck and or any other profanity, and pooping in your pants. Unlike other chemicals in our body Fex, Cem, and Cal can be controlled consciously after the age of 3 once theoretically speaking you should have gained a some what veg understanding of yourself and the world around you. Fail still greatly occurs during the younger years of your life, but now that you have a small control over it you can being to increase your awesome and slowly balance your Fex, Cem, and Cal levels. With a normal child around the ages of 12 or 13 is when the levels of fail are under control and Cal and Cem can start playing a larger role in ones life. Then there are those of unnatural occurrence that either produce a large amount of awesome with high Cem and Cal levels or those that produce little to no awesome where their Cem and Cal levels are extremely low. When ones levels of fail are extremely high at the age(s) of maturity there is little to no chance that they will ever "win" in life. Yes, these men and women become doctors, lawyers, business people, and even teachers, but they fail at normal day to day things people with levels of awesome (the combination of your Cem and Cal chemicals) usually don't. For example running into a door because you thought it was open, spending several hours crafting the perfect burrito only to slip on a piece of chicken and have it crash to the ground, or googling the phase "Is Edward Cullen real?". It is a sad, but true reality for those of us in life who truly do fail, but to those of you who think they are safe look again. Inside each and every one of us Fex exists, it's what makes people people just like it makes raccoons raccoons or platypuses platypuses. Everything and anything fails just some things fail a lot harder than others.
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