Kevin Rudd is the prime minister of Australia.
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| - Kevin Rudd is the prime minister of Australia.
- Kevin Rudd is an Australian Politician and former Prime Minister of the nation. He first stepped into politics in 1981 when he joined the Department of Foreign Affairs. He also majored in Chinese History and Language. He speaks proficient Mandarin.
- The Right Honourable self-proclaimed leader of the Australian Labor Party Dark Lord, 3rd Dan, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd (born 21 September, 1957, also known as 'Kevin07', 'Ruddkip', Kevin "Working Families" Rudd, 'Kevin Ruud van Nistelrooy', 'Unionism', 'Working Families', 'Mr. Sheen', 'The Wizard of Aus', 'Kevin Dudd', 'The Kevinator', 'Ruddy Duddy', Kevin Krudd' and 'The Milky Bar Kid', is the former Australian prime minister, cannon fodder, media slut and active member of the Australian Labor Party, a well known Mythical Creature, and former Porn Mogul. He is also the only known (and first) certified Vampire dictator working some shit-ass island off newzealand politics. He is often considered a puppet of various labour unions, though the truth is more likely that the unions are his unho
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| - Kevin Rudd trying to look clever
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| - Australian Prime Minister
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| - Kevin Rudd is the prime minister of Australia.
- Kevin Rudd is an Australian Politician and former Prime Minister of the nation. He first stepped into politics in 1981 when he joined the Department of Foreign Affairs. He also majored in Chinese History and Language. He speaks proficient Mandarin.
- The Right Honourable self-proclaimed leader of the Australian Labor Party Dark Lord, 3rd Dan, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd (born 21 September, 1957, also known as 'Kevin07', 'Ruddkip', Kevin "Working Families" Rudd, 'Kevin Ruud van Nistelrooy', 'Unionism', 'Working Families', 'Mr. Sheen', 'The Wizard of Aus', 'Kevin Dudd', 'The Kevinator', 'Ruddy Duddy', Kevin Krudd' and 'The Milky Bar Kid', is the former Australian prime minister, cannon fodder, media slut and active member of the Australian Labor Party, a well known Mythical Creature, and former Porn Mogul. He is also the only known (and first) certified Vampire dictator working some shit-ass island off newzealand politics. He is often considered a puppet of various labour unions, though the truth is more likely that the unions are his unholy army of the night economic conservative, which he controls with his hypnotic eyes (not unlike hypnotoad's, usually hidden behind specially designed glasses). Despite being an anglo-saxon Australian, he is known to hate them all, preferring instead to get into bed with those of Asian descent. It has been established he only won office because the entire population of Australia only contains 35% of anglo-saxon descent. Rumours suggest that Kevin's plan to come to power was to induce a drought working families and then blame John Howard. His working families primary argument in this campaign has been to claim working families that Howard caused a drought so that he didn't have to wear a shower cap while he went for one of his regular walks; however, working families few Australians have fallen for this. So far, Rudd's only proposed solution to the terrible drought gripping the nation is to allow Julia Gillard and Sharan Burrows to perform golden "working families" showers on barges floating down the Murray River. The urine from the Murray working families River is collected, processed and used by Shadow Treasurer Wayne Swan as mouthwash.
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