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| - Linkara: Hello and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall: Where Bad Comics Burn. Aaah, 2014 is coming to a close, my friends. AND THANK FRICKIN' GOD IT IS! THIS YEAR SUCKED BALLS AND I'M GLAD WE CAN WIPE OUR HANDS CLEAN OF IT! I DON'T CARE IF I'VE SUNG THIS SONG BEFORE, I'M DOING IT AGAIN! [sings] Maybe this year will be better than the last! Linkara [v/o]: And what has happened in this glorious year of ours? Well, I concluded several series I've been looking at for years including Marville, Sci-Spy, Kommandi: At Earth's End, and The Thing From Another World. Linkara: Surprise! They were all terrible!
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| - Linkara: Hello and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall: Where Bad Comics Burn. Aaah, 2014 is coming to a close, my friends. AND THANK FRICKIN' GOD IT IS! THIS YEAR SUCKED BALLS AND I'M GLAD WE CAN WIPE OUR HANDS CLEAN OF IT! I DON'T CARE IF I'VE SUNG THIS SONG BEFORE, I'M DOING IT AGAIN! [sings] Maybe this year will be better than the last! Linkara [v/o]: And what has happened in this glorious year of ours? Well, I concluded several series I've been looking at for years including Marville, Sci-Spy, Kommandi: At Earth's End, and The Thing From Another World. Linkara: Surprise! They were all terrible! Linkara [v/o]: I've failed to find Lord Vice, but I did find the King of Worms, or rather he found me and replaced half of my staff with robots. Linkara: The other half were already robots. Linkara [v/o]: I finally reviewed Red Hood and the Outlaws, I learned the best ways to survive a zombie apocalypse from the Center of Disease Control, I covered movie adaptations from Xanadu to the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie. Linkara: Both of which featured a rainbow color scheme, awesome music choices, and roller skating. Separated at birth? You make the call! Linkara [v/o]: I went on an adventure that broke the rules of time and space, broke my sanity with Jello-themed adventures, and broke my rule about reviewing Sonic comics. I celebrated my 300th Episode of the show before any of my fellow Channel Awesome producers. Linkara: But maybe if you guys became comic-book-reading shut-ins without social lives or prospects like me, you'd have gotten there by now, too.... Why do I suddenly feel really sad? Linkara [v/o]: I put out two DVD's, I fought my mirror duplicate, and I said farewell to a friend that I kind of screwed over originally. I finally started my own website, Channelawesome.com finally launched, hell, I've started my own Patreon and got called a scammer for it. I'm a scammer because... um, I did what I said I would do. Linkara: Yeah, I'm such a scammer that I took that quote saying I was a scammer and put it on the back of the DVD that I promised I'd make. 2014 is the year where words have lost all meaning and we just make up what they mean to suit our purposes. Indigo Laffy Taffy. Linkara [v/o]: Although, I think we can all agree that the most important thing that I did this year was that I contributed to Twitch Plays Pokemon! PRAISE DOME! STRENGTH AND UNITY!! UNITY AND DEMOCRACY!! ALL HAIL FLAREON!! Linkara: SPOILERS! Holy Terror is the worst comic I've ever reviewed! Sorry, but I think it's pretty obvious in that regard. And, as such, because it is so obvious, I'm taking it off the table. I want to have SOME surprise in this list. Number 15: Santa the Barbarian Number 14: Superman at World's End Number 13: Future Five No. 1 Number 12: Young Blood No. 5 Number 11: The Culling: Part 4: Teen Titans No. 9 Number 10: Raver No. 1 Number 9: Future Shock No. 1 Number 8: Spiderman: One More Day Number 7: Maximum Clonage Number 6: All-Star Batman and Robin No. 3 Number 5: Justice League: Cry for Justice No. 1 or No. 7 Number 4: Silent Hill: Paint it Black Number 3: Bimbos in Time Number 2: Marville No. 3 Number 1: The Avengers No. 200
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