About: Hamish Blake

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Upon reaching the shiny red (blood red, even) shores of "NO SHARKS HERE" Australia, Blake was greeted by world reknowned chef Gordon Ramsay, who proceeded to teach Blake many life lessons. Most of these included Ramsay dropping "F" bombs and smacking Blake over the head with a soup ladel. This in turn caused much emotional scarring and brain damage, which are, in the end, the only life lessons he needed to learn anyway. After an unsuccessful attempt at beginning a radio career at Triple J, an actually good radio station, Blake realised that his future lay in the 'hit' music stations used to mind control the masses.

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rdfs:comment	Upon reaching the shiny red (blood red, even) shores of "NO SHARKS HERE" Australia, Blake was greeted by world reknowned chef Gordon Ramsay, who proceeded to teach Blake many life lessons. Most of these included Ramsay dropping "F" bombs and smacking Blake over the head with a soup ladel. This in turn caused much emotional scarring and brain damage, which are, in the end, the only life lessons he needed to learn anyway. After an unsuccessful attempt at beginning a radio career at Triple J, an actually good radio station, Blake realised that his future lay in the 'hit' music stations used to mind control the masses.
dcterms:subject	Australian comedians Wannabe Comedians
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abstract	Upon reaching the shiny red (blood red, even) shores of "NO SHARKS HERE" Australia, Blake was greeted by world reknowned chef Gordon Ramsay, who proceeded to teach Blake many life lessons. Most of these included Ramsay dropping "F" bombs and smacking Blake over the head with a soup ladel. This in turn caused much emotional scarring and brain damage, which are, in the end, the only life lessons he needed to learn anyway. After an unsuccessful attempt at beginning a radio career at Triple J, an actually good radio station, Blake realised that his future lay in the 'hit' music stations used to mind control the masses. Blake moved on and was adopted by a family of German nomads, all of whom were named either Klaus or Helmut. Yes, even the women. Blake enjoyed a relatively normal childhood given the circumstances, and was chosen over Klaus, Klaus, Helmut, Klaus and Helmut to be the heir of the families incredibly unsuccessful bratwurst factory. Blake turned down the opportunity so he could continue his education, and applied to the University of Melbourne.

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