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There are a great many transcendental curves in nature, many in Switzerland. Unfortunately, these otherwise mild and vaguely fruity people do not appreciate the beauty their land has been blessed with, and many curves have been cleared for new housing subdivisions. As the transcendental curve is a highly mathematical phenomenon, it is rare to see one by itself.

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  • There are a great many transcendental curves in nature, many in Switzerland. Unfortunately, these otherwise mild and vaguely fruity people do not appreciate the beauty their land has been blessed with, and many curves have been cleared for new housing subdivisions. As the transcendental curve is a highly mathematical phenomenon, it is rare to see one by itself.
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  • There are a great many transcendental curves in nature, many in Switzerland. Unfortunately, these otherwise mild and vaguely fruity people do not appreciate the beauty their land has been blessed with, and many curves have been cleared for new housing subdivisions. As the transcendental curve is a highly mathematical phenomenon, it is rare to see one by itself. In fact, most curves tend to be only a shape manifested in some object. For instance, a rainbow generally takes on the form of such a curve, the curve which has become a symbol of rebirth, disastrous floods and daycare centers. The rainbow is, in fact, an excellent example of a transcendental curve in nature, because it is one of the few phenomena that cannot function properly without being manifested by a transcendental curve. In an instance where a rainbow doesn’t take on the form of a curve, it will lack the structural strength to stand up, and will generally collapse, and not do its duty of preventing further rain. This inability to take on the form of a curve is responsible for the extreme amounts of rainfall in some areas of the world, particularly rainforests, and can generally be attributed to a lack of interest in or knowledge of mathematics in the area. In order to even out amounts rainfall throughout the world, Mountain Dew and the SPCA recently spearheaded an initiative to educate primates living in rainforest areas about mathematics. Several of the volunteers have developed close bonds with the communities of gorillas, who, they claim, really know how to party. As a gesture of thanks for to the volunteers for sharing their knowledge about curves, the gorillas have volunteered to withdraw all agents currently infiltrating the CIA, and promised to learn to express strong emotion through hip-hop rather than violence.
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