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Jek Porkins was born in Houston, Texas in 1972 to Gerald and Helena Porkins, second generation cattle farmers of Tatooine heritage. He attended the Fifth Street Baptist School of Meat Processing in 1984 and graduated summa cum laude but had to flee because his classmates mistook his squeals of joy for the squeals of a pig and attempted to remove his tenderloin. Throughout the rest of his student career he was often bullied for his hefty size. Moved towards depression at the young age of 14, Porkin's attracted the worry of his parents who sent him to a fat camp in the desert where he was forced to dig holes. It was there that Porkins realized his full potential. Pushed to the breaking point on an obstacle course, Porkins decided that 'he was what God made him'. In an act of rebellion, Porki

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  • Jek Porkins was born in Houston, Texas in 1972 to Gerald and Helena Porkins, second generation cattle farmers of Tatooine heritage. He attended the Fifth Street Baptist School of Meat Processing in 1984 and graduated summa cum laude but had to flee because his classmates mistook his squeals of joy for the squeals of a pig and attempted to remove his tenderloin. Throughout the rest of his student career he was often bullied for his hefty size. Moved towards depression at the young age of 14, Porkin's attracted the worry of his parents who sent him to a fat camp in the desert where he was forced to dig holes. It was there that Porkins realized his full potential. Pushed to the breaking point on an obstacle course, Porkins decided that 'he was what God made him'. In an act of rebellion, Porki
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  • Jek Porkins was born in Houston, Texas in 1972 to Gerald and Helena Porkins, second generation cattle farmers of Tatooine heritage. He attended the Fifth Street Baptist School of Meat Processing in 1984 and graduated summa cum laude but had to flee because his classmates mistook his squeals of joy for the squeals of a pig and attempted to remove his tenderloin. Throughout the rest of his student career he was often bullied for his hefty size. Moved towards depression at the young age of 14, Porkin's attracted the worry of his parents who sent him to a fat camp in the desert where he was forced to dig holes. It was there that Porkins realized his full potential. Pushed to the breaking point on an obstacle course, Porkins decided that 'he was what God made him'. In an act of rebellion, Porkins rushed and consumed his councilor and over five acres of scrubland. In his childhood his closest friend was Raptor Jesus
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