Early humans appear to have held few, if any, wet t-shirt contests. There are many theories as to this surprising lack of such competitions. The latest research claims that the most responsible factor may have been simple lack of available t-shirts, however, this is subject to some debate as t-shirts were not invented until several hundred years after the first documented wet t-shirt contest. The contest in question occurred between passengers on a large cruise ship / menagerie. The competition was suggested by the captain, a man by the name of Noah who was quite insane. He claimed that the rain was divine inspiration for the women on board to "show us your boobs!" It is believed possible that the t-shirts were provided by a charitable time-traveler, passing through on an errand for the Ko
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| - Early humans appear to have held few, if any, wet t-shirt contests. There are many theories as to this surprising lack of such competitions. The latest research claims that the most responsible factor may have been simple lack of available t-shirts, however, this is subject to some debate as t-shirts were not invented until several hundred years after the first documented wet t-shirt contest. The contest in question occurred between passengers on a large cruise ship / menagerie. The competition was suggested by the captain, a man by the name of Noah who was quite insane. He claimed that the rain was divine inspiration for the women on board to "show us your boobs!" It is believed possible that the t-shirts were provided by a charitable time-traveler, passing through on an errand for the Ko
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| - Early humans appear to have held few, if any, wet t-shirt contests. There are many theories as to this surprising lack of such competitions. The latest research claims that the most responsible factor may have been simple lack of available t-shirts, however, this is subject to some debate as t-shirts were not invented until several hundred years after the first documented wet t-shirt contest. The contest in question occurred between passengers on a large cruise ship / menagerie. The competition was suggested by the captain, a man by the name of Noah who was quite insane. He claimed that the rain was divine inspiration for the women on board to "show us your boobs!" It is believed possible that the t-shirts were provided by a charitable time-traveler, passing through on an errand for the Kool-aid man. Since then, the wet t-shirt contest has only grown in popularity. This type of contest is especially popular with women that have small busts, in an effort to compensate for their size. It is a little-known fact that most of Oscar Wilde's popularity was due to his fantastic shirt-absorbency.
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