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| - More correctly labelled the "War on SOME people who use SOME drugs" because of the utter lack of understanding of the disambiguation of the alphabetical word "drugs". We all know that weed and shrooms are not drugs but ancient extraterrestrial devices for increasing penis size. The drug war has a complex of origins most of which seem to revolve around a silly brawl in the back garden of a man called Adam somewhere on earth yonks ago. The scrap included a China man, an American secret service agent and some German pharmaceutical representatives and it soon spread right around the world like Nike, into every street, every city and every nation state. Paralizing many. The squabble allegedly began over a cup of sugar which Adam borrowed from a neighbour for an Apple pie he was baking for his wife. Due to the scarcity of sugar at that time and the tiny size of the pie a fight broke out over who had the divine rights to the last slice. The fighting between Adam and his greedy guests for this extra slice of the pie has been shown to be an illuminating comparison with the tag-team wrestling match known as the Union of Jesus Christ and his rag bag of fruit cakes, with the justified Kitchen of Jesus Christ (the Church itself), where all the divine cooking and alchemy take place. The fight in Adam's back garden soon turned into a street riot as prophets and charlatans emerged from their caves and castles in far off lands to begin their journey to holy Mcdonalds town and towards the famous street where THE drug war really got cooking: Nixon street. The physical violence soon subsided and thereof began a series of flaming speeches and philosophical discourses about sugar, coffee, crack cocaine and Holy wine. But under the influence of Adam's apple pie some of the Nixon street riot squad jumped the gun a bit and started spouting {{Q|It was God who was ultimately responsible in His sovereign plan for the death of Jesus Christ and his holy cakes!| - Porridge 3:33, and once a butcher heard a Nixon goon shout: “This is it! She is part of my own pie and fish!” ~ - Genesis 2:23 By the end of the first day the apple-pie had been magically transmuted into lamb chops and the word of God had become the word of whoever could get onto the microphone and shout the loudest and most convincingly, hence the policy of prohibition was set in motion and the drug war escalated like Imperialism itself. The global corporate advertisers used awful horror stories using Mr. T, Keith Moon and Nancy Reagan as dogmatic magical icons and twisted truth serums to interfere with the production and distribution of an untaxed substance to the extent that soon the total cost to the end user far exceeded the value of the damn product itself - much like the strategic methods of corporate transnational finance capitalism; resulting in a widespread discontinuation of use through either starvation, murder, suicide or overdose. This technique proved to be fantastic for television ratings as many of the most popular T.V shows seem to involve drug addicts or drug criminals mixed with faith-based systems, pornography, evangelism and phallocentricism. After all, to see fools die and suffer like that, well, it was a new emerging global market. By using drugs and drug users as scapegoats for violence, terrorism, revolutionary movements and existential philosophy men like George W Bush and Cliff Richard can contiune playing golf with the heads of a generation trapped in a dark neverending vagina. A neverending replay of the Holy sacrifice of a sick Junky to one big drunken God. What started as a back garden brawl soon managed to swell and mutate into a world around menace threatening all life on earth like ABBA - the war on drugs at gateway leading to the more dangerously addictive war on YOBS, Jobs and BOB. Image:Justsaynotodrugslion.jpg
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